It was the names of his victims, written out neatly, like a grocery list.

"Hmmm, lessee…" He chewed on the end of his pen, thinking hard.

Things To Do

Allen: red wig, training dummy, paint, rope, a bucket of jacks, scissors

Kanda: bleach

Lenalee: gum, wet floor signs, rope, tar, feathers

Komui: brown food coloring, vinegar

Reever: sleeping pills, a marker brush

Leverrier: paper, salt

This list was as good as it was going to get. Six people, several items, and a single day. He could work with that.

And so he set about his business, deciding to use his day off to the best of his ability.


A/N: The key to this story is: brevity is wit. I know you're all used to my long, drawn out stories, so I decided something easier to swallow in five minutes or less would be a refreshing thing.

Credit goes to Inspiration Factory on Tumblr for the opening line at the top- she/he has amazing writing prompts, and if you have a Tumblr, I would suggest checking it out.

So tell me what you think! What is Lavi up to...?