The Squirrel Youth!
By: Skitter160
A/N: This is my first attempt at a drabble, crack, my best full on attempts at humor, and most assuredly my first K rated fic as well… Well please enjoy!
Updated slightly on 2/26/16
"Lee…" Naruto looked over at his friend a little on the worried side before scanning the trees, his face taking a on little more concern at what he saw
"Yes my youthful friend?" Lee smiled down at the squirrel whose head he was currently stroking. It sat perched on his knee enjoying the attention. Leaning back a little further into the tree behind them Lee smiled softly at the squirrel and decided to name it Youth.
"Does this happen a lot?" The blonde ninja motioned the to small eyes that were watching them from the trees around them. For some reason all of the eyes seemed to be staring at Lee and the squirrel currently receiving his affections.
"Hm?" The Beautiful Green Beast of Konoha finally diverted his full attention back to his friend who was still motioning to the trees around them. "Oh…" He blushed slightly and looked down at Youth. "Well…" He debated on telling his friend that every time he came to this part of the forest this always happened and decided against it. "Well it's not uncommon per say…" He said making a small gesture at Youth then at the trees and then back to himself. "They rather like me." He shrugged noncommittally.
Seeing the small gesture from the trees to himself that Lee made, Naruto quickly looked back at the trees to make sure that the squirrels were still only watching. To his horror instead he saw at least a hundred squirrels surging forth. Beside him he could hear Lee laughing as he was covered in squirrel bodies. "ARRRRGH!" The blonde could feel himself being swallowed along with his friend. Finally letting out a shriek befitting any girl he fled not even daring to look back.
Entering the small clearing Gaara looked between the fleeing (and screaming) Naruto to Lee who was laughing merrily while telling the squirrels covering his body to settle down. "Couldn't handle the squirrels?" He raised a non existent eyebrow at the mass of squirrels who were doing as Lee said and settling down on his body allowing him to sit up again.
"Not everyone has your patience with my furry friends" Lee raised his hand to pat Youth, who still sat on his shoulder, on the head. He was now sitting peacefully covered in squirrels. "Shall we go?" He moved his hand away from Youth to stretch it out to Gaara to help him up from the mass of furry bodies.
"Yes." Gaara took the out stretched hand and let his chakra flare slightly causing all but one of squirrels to scamper away. Looking into the eyes of the remaining squirrel that was sitting on his fiancé's shoulder he prepared himself.
Looking over at his shoulder Lee was elated to see Youth still sitting there. He smiled at the squirrel and looked at Gaara with hopeful eyes. "Can we keep him?"
Sighing lowly Gaara looked at the Beautiful Green Beast of Konoha and prepared to go into a long lecture, for the third time, on why Lee could not bring a squirrel back with them to their home in Suna.
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