"Macca?"
"Yes?"
"What's your favorite part to be kissed?"
"Mmmm… It's hard to decide…"
"It is…"
"I kind of forgot… It's been a long time since you don't kiss me…"
"And by a long time, you mean this morning?"
"Yes! Don't you know how many hours have already passed?"
"It's true, it's true… And my poor little Paulie is desperate for his John to give him kisses, am I right?"
"Certainly."
"That's about to change, love… Where should I start?"
"Surprise me."
"Close your eyes."
"Will you rape me?"
"Maybe…"
"I wouldn't mind if you do it…"
"You, naughty boy, I was just going to kiss your lips."
"Hmmmm… That was good… Your lips are so… Oh yeah… Keep kissing my neck, John… Oohh… You're unbuttoning my shirt now…"
"You sound like a horny guy in a gay porn movie."
"Have you seen gay porn movies?"
"No way."
"Then why do you know… Oh yeah Johnny keep doing that…"
"I can see it excites you when my fingers play with your chest hair."
"Just a little."
"A little?... What do you think now?"
"Ohh John… I… Yeah… Dear Lord… Fuck!"
"Does it still excite you only a little?"
"Hhhhmmmmmm…."
"So, I left you speechless?"
"Hhhmmmmmm…."
"What do you think now?"
"Ohh yes! Yes!... Johnny… Hhhmmm… I… Lord… Heaven… Yeah!"
"You have a successful future as a porn actor, love."
"Shut up and continue kissing."
"Right, right… Bloody hell Macca, what the fuck…? Hhhhmmm ok, I like it… I won't deny it… Hhhmmm my naughty Paulie… Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!"
"Now who's doing the pornographic sounds?"
"Silly boy… Bloody… Hell… James Pauu… Oh fuck yeah… Who taught you that?"
"No one."
"I bet you learned it by watching porn."
"I don't watch porn, John Winston!"
"Yeah, yeah sure…"
"You're the one who watches porn."
"Who needs porn when I have you?"
"Oh Lennon…"
"Oh McCartney…"
"More… More… More… Yes, that's right…."
"You like it this way, babe?"
"Call me again that way."
"Mmmm babe, babe, babe… You're my naughty baby, Paulie."
"And you're my…?"
"The love of your life."
"Am I the love of your life, too?"
"Why do you ask such silly questions? Of course, you are the love of my life and my naughty baby."
"And you're the reason of my existence."
"That's your mom."
"I tell you something cute and you answer 'that's your mom'?"
"I was just joking, love."
"Mean."
"You're the reason of my happiness."
"That's your… No, you're right, I am."
"Silly."
"No, you."
"Alright, I'm the silly one."
"You're the reason of my stupid giggles."
"They're cute."
"They are not."
"Everything you do is cute for me."
"I know… My cuteness is just too much to handle."
"And you're the reason why I don't like fucking girls anymore."
"I'm just too good, right?"
"Too much."
"And by 'fucking girls', you mean, 'fucking girls AND other boys' right?"
"By all means, I only make love to you."
"Hhhmmmmm… I love when you stroke my hair that way…"
"And it smells delicious."
"Of course it does… That's what I get when I spend hours in the bathroom taking care of my hair."
"Hhhmmm… I'm just gonna…"
"The little kisses you give to my hair are so cute y'know…"
"Now you can answer my first question."
"What?"
"What's your favorite part to be kissed?"
"You should have paid attention."
"Oh, believe me, Macca, I did. I already know what your favorite part to be kissed is."
"Which? Let's see if it's true."
"Nah, I won't tell."
"If you want to kiss me again to be more sure, it's ok y'know…"
"Well, I wouldn't mind..."
"John?"
"Yes, sweetie?"
"Do my noises really sound like porn?"
"Yeah, but I don't care… In fact, I like it…"
"Right… Now kiss me again…"
I hope you didn't hate it so much.
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