Haaaaiii durrrrr. It's Jessica again. With A NEW STORY WOOP WOOP!

Actually, it's not entirely original. I based it off on nycmb's "Lin's Diary" (which was based on Loopy777's "Lin's Ramblings")

Sooooo... yeaaaah. PLEASE REVIEW! ;3

It's new year again. HA. Big whoop.

There I was, last day of 169 ASC. About 9:00 in the evening. Just sitting there, drinking tea like I usually do on a normal Sunday evening ;EXCEPT THAT IT'S NEW YEAR'S EVE AND I WASN'T EVEN PAYING ATTENTION TO THE CELEBRATIONS AND STUFF; when he had the guts to call me up and LAST-MINUTE INVITE ME TO HIS NEW YEAR'S BIG PARTY BASH WITH FAIRYTALE CHARACTERS AND BISON SHI-

Wait- fairytales don't exist.

Anyways, he called me up at the last minute. LAST MINUTE? WHAT AM I? A GHOST? AM I DEAD? WE'VE BEEN DATING FOR, LIKE, FOREVER AND YOU FORGET ABOUT ME AND JUST INVITE ME THE LAST MINUTE?

When we were little, he'd usually invite me 4 WEEKS in advance and I'd wear a pretty green dress OOOH WHERE CAN I GET SOMETHING LIKE THAT and he'd tell me I look stunning AND WE WERE, LIKE, JUST FIVE YEARS OLD BACK THEN and so on..

Guess what happened this year? I don't have to say it AGAIN.

Ugh. Fine.

We've done that FOR YEARS, IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN READING THOSE LETTERS TENZIN SENT TO ME AND-

Oh yeah. I burned those A LONG TIME AGO.

Back to the topic, we've done that for a very long time; state the obvious; and then he just CALLS ME UP, STUTTERS ON THE PHONE, AND ASK ME LIKE 3 HOURS BEFORE THE FRICKEN BIRTHDAY PARTY AND-

Oh, I forgot. It was a New Years' Eve party.

So; being the straight-to-the-point, non-stuttering woman who I am UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE; I rejected the offer and went back to my usual Sunday routine.

Three hours later, pink fireworks kaboomed around Air Temple Island. Hmph. Must be that 'honorable and lovely' Pema's work.

Psssshhh. Yeah right. I could choose better colors than her. Even Tenzin told me himself that he HATED the color PINK. Guess what's the color of this year's fireworks? AND LAST YEAR'S, AND THE BEFORE THAT, AND SOOOOO ON.

I don't even have to say it anymore. It's fricken obvious.

So... Tenzin intrudes me today; Tenzin CALLS me AT THE LAST MINUTE; no boyfriend for, like, a decade or so; New Years' resolutions that weren't ever fulfilled FOR A DECADE OR SO; and pink fireworks FOR A DECADE OR SO.

Perfect way to start the new year.

Yay. Done with the first chapter.

Oh yeah. Korra (and Asami, and Bolin, and Mako, and ROHAAAAN!) isn't there because IT'S THE START OF THE YEAR. THEY HAVEN'T MET YET.

Lolololololoooool. Sorry for the extreme harshness. Ouuuch.

'Kaaaaaayy. So, yeeaaaaaah.

LMK how you think. That's probably the only way I can improve. You help me!

Guuuys, I can take a negative comment. Just tell me how to improve it BUT DON'T ASK ME TO DELETE IT. THAT WON'T HELP AT ALL. O.O

PLEASE REVIEW! Hahaaa lololol but seriously though, 3

~Jessica (who believes she mentioned her name and 'please review' twice on this fanfic BUT SHE DID!)