Disclamer- I don't own Harry or Hermione, but I DO own Aunt Kelly, Uncle Conor, Kevin, Charlotte and Julia! Yay! But it would be better if I owned Harry and Hermione.

Authors Notes- I co-wrote this with my best friend Ashley! She gave me the idea and we wrote the rough draft together. Thanks, Ash!!

"Hermione, Harry! Come here, dears" Hermione's Aunt Kelly beckoned them to go into the kitchen.

"You're Uncle Conor and I will be home in 2 days. Kevin will go to bed again at 9:00, but you'll have to read to him for a half hour, but no longer. Charlotte and Julia go to bed no later 8:00, and they listen to music. The nursery rhyme CD is on their dresser, next to their boom box.

"I think that's everything. No! Wait" She turned around and her permed blond hair bobbed up and down and made her makeup look very gaudy. Her faux fur scarf turned with her and slapped Harry, knocking his glasses to the ground. Hermione went to the ground and got them for him.

"Thanks" he muttered

Aunt Kelly was searching everywhere for something. She looked on the kitchen counter then dived into her handbag.

"Where...is...it?" she mumbled as she searched.

"Conor!" she yelled into the living room. "Where is the note with the addresses?"

"On the refrigerator!" called a husky voice from the living room.

She walked to the refrigerator and her tall stiletto boots crushed Harry's foot on the way there.

"Ah, here it is!" She handed the note to Hermione.

"This is a list of phone numbers. On it are our cell phone numbers, our hotel's number, the name of the hotel, the doctor's number, the dentist's number, the neighbors numbers', and the hospital's number. Remember if you need anything, just call!"

She picked her bag up off the counter and called to her husband.

"Conor, it's time to leave! We don't want to miss the plane!"

When he got up it was the first time Harry got a good look at him. He was a tall, balding man, with a little bit of a belly.

"Have a good time now, goodbye, and thanks again!"

They went out of the house, almost pushing Hermione down, went into the car and drove way instantly.

"Well." said Harry. "I don't mean to be rude, but they are very interesting people."

"They are the black sheep in the family."

"I can tell."

They shut the door and walked into the living room and flopped on the couch.

"Well," Harry began, "I guess we wait until they all wake up"

"I wonder how long that will be..." said Hermione dreamily.

"Little kids sleep forever! Well at least Dudley did." Harry added and the both started to laugh.