Disclaimer- I do not own Harry Potter...Shucks.
Warnings- Crude humor, slash hints, minor course language.
This idea came to me about 5minutes ago, where I read Kamerreon's oneshot - Sorting Hat Travesty (Yahoo! page), found via Leelu's skittles page. When I read the part about never reading something rhymed with Slytherin, I realized I haven't either. This is the first thing that rhymed with Slytherin that popped into my head, (and the only thing I could think of, heh). So when I saw that it was not what Kamerreon used, I knew I had to write it down! ^_^
Sorting Hat Tells All
I'm sick of all your ignorance
too long I've let this rest,
but now I feel I've had enough
for this slandered man was the best.
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The story about this one certain man
is filled with many, oh many lies,
do listen now, quick snap I say
To this story I tell you of their lives.
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He didn't hate the muggleborns
nor either really the muggles,
he didn't grow some dastardly horns
nor cause much strife and struggle.
.
He was a rather rambunctious bloke
and his fight with the others twasn't evil,
They were the ones who didn't applaud
his like of muggles, unbelievable!
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Though it could be because, wizards were quite stuck up
too proud to bow down to another
and this man had much coin which the muggles adored
and would gladly give him their brother.
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This tale now ends, hear my parting shot for
Oh Slytherin, oh Slytherin,
He'd rather bend you over
so he can put his dick in.
Bwahahaha.
Hope you all enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed writing it.
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P.S - Don't hate me for not updating my other stories! I will soon, pinkie swear!