I know I should be getting on with my story 'Destiny Takes Its Toll', but I wrote this when I was bored and had nothing to do because my dad was on the only computer that actually works in my house. But I've got good news too: My mum finally ordered me a copy of Death Bringer! Yaysies! :D And I hvae taken a break from fanfiction for two days, and now have finished reading it. IT WAS AWESOME! :D Though I was so upset when Valkyrie and Fletcher broke up! I cried it was so awful! They were my favourite couple in the world! *sobs unattractivly*
There was a man who had a hat
And no one else could love a hat like that
Sometimes he would even go into depression
Over that darn hat obsession
The truth was it was the hat that let him fly
Fly so very high in the sky
It stopped him from falling
And having to die
But then he remembered he was already dead
So he placed his hat upon his head
He guessed it just gave him a little bit of swaz
That allowed him to have some of that extra pizzaz
So that is why Skulduggery Pleasant loves his hat
And as the story goes
That was that.
But seriously, what other explanation is there for him be able to fly other than: His hat can be used like wings, like instead of Dumbo The Elephant (Or was it Jumbo The Elephant...) being able to fly, it's like Dumbo The Hat being able to fly. And yes, I do realise that have just called his hat Dumbo.