Because such a list already exists for Harry Potter and Power Rangers, I though it was about time Glee got it's own list. Remember to review with your own ideas!
Things I Am Not Allowed to Do in Glee
1) I will not convince Rachel Berry to start her own Glee club
-Seriously, it's just asking for trouble.
2) I will not tell Puck what a 'Faberry' is if I wish to live.
-Or Finn, even if you explain it he will either still not get it or his head will explode.
3) I will not relese a mouse/rat/rodent/animal of any kind in Miss Pillsbury's office.
4) I am not allowed to remind everyone of that awkward time when Brittany dated Kurt
-Especially not in front of Blaine
5) I will stop calling Quinn "Catholic Barbie"
6) I will stop telling people Rachel is a leprechaun out to steal people's gold
7) Mr. Shue may teach Glee Club, but that doesn't mean I should interrupt his Spanish class and start randomly singing.
-Not even if I sing in Spanish.
8) I will stop calling Blaine "Harry" and ask him if he's "Totally Awesome".
9) Mr. Shue is not "my bitch"
-Or Puck's no matter what he says
10) The New direction's are not Gryfindor's, Mr. Shue is not Dumbledore, Vocal Adrenaline are not Slytherin's and Sue Sylvester is not Lord Voldemort.
-And the Warbler's are not Hufflepuff's
11) I will not tell Carl the Dentist I want to have his babies.
12) Tina is not a vampire and Mike is not a lonely depressed teenager who attract everyone for no legitimate explainable reason.
13) I will not tell people (Cough, Santana, Cough) Artie is Brittany's pimp.
14) I will not convince Sam to dye his skin blue to look like a character from "Avatar"
15) I will NOT EVER feed Brittany's cat.
