Joey: Hello I am attempting to write a halo fic, probably not gonna be as funny as my other fic, probably wont be very funny at all… But oh well
Disclaimer: I do not own Halo2 but I do own a copy of the game .
Chapter One: What the Crap?
Nick and Joey are in joeys room, sitting around, the lights are out.
Nick: Joey… umm why are we sitting in your room… in the dark?
Justin's voice (From Joeys closet) : Look out! He's going to Rape you! (he starts banging on the doors)
Joey: Justin! You aren't funny now get out of my closet.
Justin: (opens the closet doors and steps out)
Joey: Okay now that we are all here, let's play Halo 2!
Nick: Damn it Joey, is that all you ever do?
Joey: Yes… obviously… (Hands Nick and Justin a controller)
Justin: Umm Joey… what the hell did you do to your X box?
Joey's X box is halfway open with some wires and pieces of metal sticking out
Joey: Oh, I opened it and tinkered with it a bit.
Nick: Is it safe?
Joey: yes… (he turns on the X box) see… now what are we going to play?
Nick: Joey, you have the mod so we can play 3 player on Co-Op mode right?
(I do not know if that mod actually exists)
Joey: yes I do
Nick: Well fire it up! Justin pay attention.
Justin: (pouring Sugar into a cup) what? Oh ok (throws the cup behind him and the sugar goes everywhere)
Joey: Justin… you're cleaning that up… (He starts messing with the options) okay what difficulty?
Nick: Umm lets start out on Heroic, I'm a little rusty.
Joey: Alright heroic it is! Get ready its starting.
Suddenly the X box starts sparking and electricity shoots up the controller cords and electrocutes all three of them. The scene whites out as they go unconscious.
Joeys POV
Joey: (as his vision fades in he looks around and realizes he can't move his body and looks around)
The Armory Marine: Alright everything checks out, I'm going to offline the inhibitors (he pushes a few buttons on the little computer he's at)
Joey: (thinks to himself… "What the crap… I am IN THE GAME!" he moves her arms and looks at them, he is in Master Chief's armor) Whoa…
Armory Marine: take things slow until you get used to the upgrades, now step into this booth and well test your recharging energy shields.
Joey: (Still thinking to himself "Well the only way to get past this part is to do as he says, I wonder what happened to Justin and Nick…") Alright (he steps into the booth)
AM: (pushes a few buttons and Joey gets shocked a few times) As you can see, they recharge a lot faster!
The elevator behind the marine opens and Sgt. Johnson steps out
Sgt. Johnson: You done with my Boy Master Guns? I don't see any training wheels.
AM: Everything's fine Johnson he's free to go.
Joey: (steps into the elevator with Sgt. Johnson)
AM: Hey Johnson when are you gonna tell us how you got back in one piece?
Sgt. Johnson: Sorry Guns, its classified.
AM: My ass! Well you can forget about your adjustments to you A2 Scope an…
(the elevator door shuts)
Sgt. Johnson: (laughs) What a fine mood he's in. I guess he never got an Invitation.
The elevator door opens and they step out and into the train thing
Sgt. Johnson: Ahh earth… haven't seen it in years…
Joey: ("Oh god now he's going to go on about stuff I don't care about")
They reach the stop; a crowd of marines is outside cheering as they step out
(a camera hovers up to Joey's Visor)
Joey: ("Ohh what does Master Chief say… oh yea!") You told me there wouldent be any cameras.
Sgt. Johnson: And you told me you were going to wear something nice! Folks need heroes chief, give em' hope.
Joey: (" Gah! Here goes that stupid ceremony")
Admiral: Miranda Keyes…
Joey: (fades out the admiral's speech knowing that in a few moments they were going to be attacked)
Cortana: (comes out of that little podium thing) Sir small covenant fleet just outside out range!
Admiral: (looks at the screen) Hmm this doesn't make sense the fleet that destroyed reach was twice that size… Chief!
Joey: (jumps back to reality) Yes Sir?
Admiral: Defend this station!
Joey: Yes Sir! (Looks at Johnson) I need a weapon
Sgt. Johnson: Follow me.
Joey: (nods and follows Johnson till he comes to some stairs with marines a the bottom)
(the marines at the bottom are standing around boxes of weapons gathering their equipment)
Joey: (notices Nick among the marines examining the battle rifle he's holding and runs over to him)
Nick: Holy Crap… (slautes) Hello Master Chief!
Joey: Nick damn it it's me
Nick: Joey! Where's the Chief?
Joey: I have no idea…
Nick: well question 2… WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!
Joey: (picks up a Magnum and a Battle Rifle and some ammo) I have no idea… where is Justin?
Nick: (points over to his left and there is Justin shooting a wall with dual SMG's)
Joey: Oh god…
Nick: Hey did you see Miranda and Cortana? In real life they're really hot!
Joey: Damn it Nick we are about to go into battle with covenant and your still thinking about getting some ass?
Nick: yes… Its in my nature don't yell at me!
Joey: Justin! Nick. Lets move up and get ready.
Justin: hm? Alrighty!
Nick: (loads his battle rifle) lets rock…
Joey: This is going to be a hell of a day… (loads his battle rifle)
(Justin Joey and Nick show up just behind the other marines who are already in place)
(over the Com radio) : Standby… and they're latched!
(the whole space station shakes)
Justin: (falls on his ass) gaahh that's a lot stronger than I thought.
Com Radio: They're in standard formation little bastards up front, big ones in back, good luck Cairo…
Joey: (looking through the scope of his Battle Rifle, he sees the red light appear on the middle of the door) Get ready here they come!
End Chapter One.
Joey: Well how is it so far? Please leave a review no flames but if you think its bad tell me. The parentheses that seperate the actions from the diologue might be gone because screws those up.