Lynn was in the bathroom taking a shit when she noticed the problem...no fucking toilet paper.
"Dammit! I need to wipe my ass!" Lynn hissed.
She got up and looked around for a bit. That was when she heard a silent snoring coming from below, so naturally she looked through the hole in the bathroom floor.
It was lincoln, his mouth agape and quietly breathing in and out. A devious smile grew on Lynn's face. Ima fuck with him.
She squated over the hole and began to push a very small drop of shit out. It fell gracefully towards Lincoln's restful face.
It landed with a plop as it slammed the back of his throat. Lincoln instantly shot up gripping his neck due to choking.
Lynn pumped her fist in the air and looked up.
"Money shot yah lil fuck!" Lynn yelled.
Lincoln looked up and smiled. He reached into a bag and pulled out a 9 mml.
"Hey bitch lookie here." Lincoln said calmly.
Lynn looked down as her eyes widened in surprise.
Lincoln popped a cap between her eyes. Lynn instantly falling foward and shitting and pissing everywhere.(the body releases all its bodily fluids when dead)
Lincoln smirked. As he looked at his attire, an orange tux and a fedora with a feather. He held up his cane and looked at his reflection in the diamond that was nestled on his cane. He licked at his 24k grill. fixing his shades, he looked up stairs.
"Hoes get down here!"
"Im a fuckin pimp now bitches!" Lincoln yelled.
All the loud sisters came downstairs wearing skimpy outfits. Lincoln went to the front of the line.
"Alright hoes Gold cock binkie lincy wants his fuckin money!" Lincoln shouted.
All the sisters held out the fat stack of cash that they had. Lincoln began walking down the line collecting his pay.
"Lori 793 dollars hmph not bad, Leni 1,254 dollars? DAMN! Good job retard looks like someones gettin an hour off!
Luna? 672 dollars?"
Lincoln slid on his rings, all branded with a specific letter. He blow torched them until they were glowing hot.Lincoln instantly began to rise up and glow everyone began screaming the pain from the light that he eminated it was just too intense. Lincoln backhanded Luna with such force and power that a wave of respect rolled over Royal Woods. Every woman within a 56 mile radius instantly bowed down.
Luna, now layed out unconcious, was branded with the words Lincolns bitch on her cheek. Lincoln straightened his collar.
"Next hoe without money isnt gonna be so lucky. LUAN! Money now. 872 dollars? good enough. Lynn? oh shit nevermind. Lucy?"
Lucy held out 7 dollars. Lincoln didnt even look up. He simply pulled out his glock and blew her brains across the staircase.
"Lana 1223 dollars good job. Lola WHAT THE FUCK???!!! How did you get 7023 dollars?!"
Lola giggled. "I love this job lets just go with that."
Lincoln shook his head.
"Lilly? What you think your off the hook because your one year old?" Lincoln asked angrily.
Lincoln slammed his cane at Lilly's head. Lilly ended up like Leni.
"MOM DAD!!! My money!" Lincoln yelled.
Lincolns parents brought him 1000 dollars each.
"Good job hoes! I hope to see this amount tomorrow. Heres your cut!" Lincoln tossed them all 20 bucks each.
Lincoln then got into a lincoln Ls and his driver and homies took him away. Sadly at the red light Lincoln was gunned down.
Did he survive? tbc maybe...
Special thanks to TheGypsyLover04
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