Author's Notes: Ok, come on, I know lots of you felt the physical urge to run and write a fanfic after tonight's ep. ADMIT IT. Especially since we're all going to have to help each other get through the next two weeks before a new ep comes out.

Anyways, while the person who craves instant gratification was relieved to see the spin the bottle party mess AND that amazingly awkward Burt walk-in in the first like 20 minutes, it made me AFRAID for the rest of the ep. And after it was done, I my brain started running with the "well, what happened when—and what about when they-?" not to MENTION the fact that Kurt is left waiting for Blaine in line at the coffee shop with the possibility of KLAINE alive and well.

So here's my version of "deleted scenes" and what came after the ep…

Chapter 1 – The Invitation

Kurt sat and watched. He watched as Blaine looked up at the complicated menu, studying it, as if he would ever order anything except their usual.

Their usual. He fought back a ridiculous silly grin at the thought. Next he watched as his unfailingly polite crush smiled at the girl behind the counter, who immediately flushed a little and smiled back as she wrote quickly on the two coffee cups. Kurt didn't blame her in the least. Who could resist that smile, after all?

A buzzing noise interrupted his thoughts and Kurt pulled out his iPhone to check the text. "Oh GOD…"

"What happened?" Blaine asked, sliding into the seat across from him. Kurt reached out and accepted his cup without looking up, still scrolling through text, as the phone continued to buzz with incoming messages.

"Well it seems that one Rachel Berry is trying to round out her high school experience by hosting… wait, what did Mercedes call it…" Kurt scrolled again. "A house party trainwreck extravaganza."

Blaine laughed and sipped his coffee. "That's how she's marketing it?"

"No it sounds like a combination of Mercedes and Santana. This is apparently a direct response to it being alcohol awareness week at McKinley," explained Kurt, shutting off the screen.

"Interesting response. But not nearly as interesting as that party's going to be, I imagine."

Kurt smiled. "I'm glad you feel that way. Because we've been invited." He made a mental note to thank Rachel for providing any excuse to merge Blaine into his McKinley social circle.

Blaine raised an eyebrow. "We? They don't even really know me. Not that I would ever say no to a trainwreck extravaganza. This weekend?"

"Yup, 8pm on the dot. She doesn't live far from me." Kurt feigned distraction by scrolling back through the messages. "I can give you the address—"

"Don't be ridiculous, I'll pick you up," Blaine interjected, cutting him off. "We can go together."

"Great," Kurt said, picking up his coffee to mask the smile.

And that's it for now, the ep just finished downloading, so I'm off to reinspire myself for the next chapter!