What goes on in the band, stays in the band

by BritStargirl

This was inspired by what the boys were saying at one of the first McBusted concerts. It was therefore not my fault, or idea, but Dougie Poynter's. This is what might have happened if they weren't entirely straight. With each other. Involves swearing and man on man action. You have been warned ;D

1. Chapter 1

It's the first week of the McBusted tour, and the band are well into their set, hovering above a screaming crowd on a UFO stage, with Harry in the middle and the others spread around the edge, all breathing hard after finishing the song.

"Say hello to the beautiful Danny Jones!" Dougie yells into the microphone at the screaming crowd. Danny raises his arms and the volume doubles, nearly deafening the band.

"Say hello to my personal favourite, Mr. James Bourne!" Dougie calls, grinning at the crowd surrounding their platform.

"Oi, you said I was your favourite last night!" Matt laughs, leaning into his microphone.

"Umm," Dougie replies, looking between Matt and the crowd as if caught out.

"And what about you sleeping in my bed last night, eh?" Danny adds, as the fans laugh around them.

"Uh, I think we've established who the band whore is," Dougie grins mischievously, as the others laugh comfortably around him, getting the same high from the crowd as he is, probably.