Stuck in the Middle with Q, a startrek: the next generation fanfic

Stuck in the Middle with Q

Futuramakid

Well Q brought me back here tonight,
The Nausicaans here didn't have their fight,
I'm so scared, I lost the captain's chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get up the stairs,
Death to the left of me,
Life to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with Q.

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with Q,
And I'm wondering what it is I should do,
It's so hard to get a smile on my face,
I lost command yeah, I'm all over the place,
Death to the left of me, life to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with Q.

Well I started out with nothing,
And I was proud that I'm a self made man,
And to me friends, I went crawlin,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please... Please...

Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see that it makes no sense at all,
I used to be a captain, I was stronger,
I don't think that I can be ensign any longer
Death to the left of me,
Life to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with Q,

Well I started out with nothing,
And I was proud that I'm a self made man,
And to me friends, I went crawlin,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please... Please...