PROFESSOR LAYTON ACE PROFESSOR AND THE LOST SUMMER

BY BARRYLAWN

one day professor layton hershel was sitting at home and he was happy because it was the last day before june wich is when summers starts so all his students will fuck off and go do summer things and now he wont get raped by rosetta he sipped his tea (which is finally legal again) and watched the morning sun rise to start june 1

BUT JUST THEN

WHEN THE SUN ARRIVED

IT BECAME SEPTEMBER 1 AND EVERYONE WAS BACK

"WHAAAAAAAAT" shouted layton falling out of his char

"HI PROFESSOR L (3(3(3(3(3" flirt rosetta and she dragged him to the floor and the morning raep began

"LUUUUUKE HEEEEEEELP" shouted layton but it was no use and the struggle went on and all the class observed and took notes

"luke came in"

"AAAAGH GET OFF HIM" he shouted grabbing her and pulling her off

"huff huff thank you luke" said layton gettng up

"ugh professor l u cheetin on me" she glared at luke

"fuck off rosetta go sit down" said layton

rosetta sat down

"not there at my desk because your taking over the class while i go and solve the mystery of the last summer!"

layton and luke ran out the door

"delmona im heading out"

"ok layton" said delmona and they ran to the laytonmobile

they drove down to scotland yard and chelmey b like

"yes its quite curious i didnt tink id be coming in to work today but ehre i am" said chelmey "so wat do you need layton"

"well chelmy we need to figure out what happened"

"i agree now look at this diagram"

chelmy pulled down

"ok so cleerly sumthing happened when the sun rose so we skipped all of summer and went straight to autum"

"but inspectr" said layton noticing something "may is part of summer and august is part of autumn"

"hmmm ur right wich means the criminal must have wanted to skip the work vacations not summer tself"

"which means" said luke "he must want everyone to work"

"which MEANS" said professor "he must be the scumbag president BILL HAWKS!"

"yes finally an excuse to fuck him over" said chelmey

they ran down to hawks home

"KOCK KOCK" shouted chimney knocking down the door

"whos there" said hawks from inside

"THIS IS THE POLICE" shouted chelmey and he laytona dn luke all grabbed the door and KICKED IN DOWN IN TWO KICKS (becuase luke didnt kick it)

TRESPASSERS" shouted hawks but shelmey grabbed him and arrested him and his wife too because she was a brat and deserved it

"ke he hek just another tuesday for scotland yard" said chelmy

"but professah" said luke "how on ert did de prime minister get the poweh to change the seasons"

"HA!" shouted billy "ill never tell!"

"an exelent question my boy" said layton and he walked over to bill "the truth is bill hawks is a weak piece of shit who doesnt know how to use his power right so he had an accomplice to use that power"

"WHAAARGH" shouted chelmey

"who" said luke

"theres only one person it could have been" and he turned around and pointed at the face in the sky "YOU, AUTUMN!"

"BWARGH HAR HAR HAR" laughed the evil face "you cant prove anything"

"bill hawks does not know how to use his powers so you used your power yourself! so he struck a deal to skip june july and august all so we cud work our asses off without taking a break"

"gh-gh-GAGGAGHAGAGHAGHAGHAHAAHGHGAHAGHAGHAGHA" screamed the face and it dissolved and dropped the fifty bucks the president gave him

suddenly the sky turned blue

it was summer

"YESSSSSS" shouted layton and he jumped under the shade "COME MY BOY! ITS TIME TO GET TANNED!"

THE END