The Very Secret Diary of Byakuya Kuchiki
Entry One:
Hve recieved this diary as prize for winning "Second Most Beautiful Shinigami" Could have won first if not for little pink-haired brat's big friend. Must he ruin all my fun? I am still most beautiful. At least I don't have peacock feathers for eyelashes. Must go see Aizen. Wants to show me new sword trick.
Entry Two:
Aizen's sword is sharp at both ends. Will not sit properly for a week. Little sister won't stop looking at me funny. Must find out how she gets hair so soft since mine is so frizzy.
Entry Three:
Little sister off to kill Hollows. In meantime, sneaking into her bath to play in her big tub. No wonder she looks like a prune after a bath, but with great skin.
Entry Four:
Brat of a sister gave some human her powers. Hope he's not prettier than me. Sad to have to send spiky hair guy to go get her. Then again he does refer to me as her in intimate moments, so all for the best. But will have to kill her. Sorry buddy.
Entry Five:
Idiot human and cohorts broke into my town. Has big muscle guy, kid that looks like a priest and a girl with big boobs on his side. Sending everyone else to fight. Just figured out sister's hair secrets and don't want to mess it up.
Entry Six:
Stupid idiot human beat up on big guy. Guess that means I have to care. Aizen found dead. Guess we will not be playing "What goes where?" tonight.
Entry Seven:
Execution ruined by stupid human. He is pretty in a human sort of way. Big sword. Compensating?
Entry Eight:
Had to pull out my pretty sword on the human. Big sword is definitely compensating. Will to live rather inspiring. Rather devoted to little sister. Shouldn't worry. She's more frigid than her sword. Aizen not dead. Just evil. Will miss his sword. But not Gin. Snotty brat stealing my man.
Entry Nine:
Giant monsters in human world. Big boob girl is staying over. What do she and sister giggle about?
Entry Ten:
Big boob girl got captured. Don't want to get involved. Just figured out little sister's hair straightener. Too mad at Aizen anyhow. He's probably trying to show how much of a man he is. Not impressed.
Entry Eleven:
Little sister half dead. Guess I must care now. Be back soon.
This is my first time writing fanfic. Started with Byakuya as a warmup and will be doing other major characters. I give full credit to Tite Kubo for creating Bleach and whomever created the very secret diaries for Lord of the Rings as inspiration.