Sup peeps, i decided to write some random drabbles to clear my head.

Unknown- screw this Known voice: Which means more madness. Wait did you just promote me.

Me; Yep, you deserve it dude, figment of my imagination or not, you deal with my insanity every day.

Known voice; You're saying that because you realized by the quiz way, that you have Bipolar disorder.

Me; Well, everyone knows i have mood swings, but being bipolar only means more chaos, which means more fun... for me and the readers that is.

Now i would like to introduce you to my dear friend THE DISCLAIMER!

He would like to say that i do not own DP... If i did it would be complete chaos.

Danny came down the stairs for breakfast and raised a brow at what he saw, his own sister wrestling a giant pancake.

'' I won't even ask... '' He muttered under his breath pulling out the Fenton- food- purifier, cortesy of Jack Fenton of course, and sucked the pancake through the thermos like but not quite device.

'' Phew, thank you little brother, i forgot my purifier and got into a wrestling match with a cookie and a pancake. '' Jazz or Jasmine Fenton, a tall read head with a soft spot for her headband, books, grades and little brother sighed relaxing a little in the chair she sat down in.

'' What happened to the cookie. '' The halfa asked both jokingly and seriously at the same time.

'' Curiosity killed the cat. '' The teal eyed grinning big sister awnsered.

'' Hardy Har, Har. '' Danny deadpanned, thinking that he should get a day off of training Jazz in the art of witty banter.

'' You can't deny it did, little bro, even if it is only halfway. '' Jazz said with a ghost of a smile on her lips.

'' First, dear sister of mine, i'm not a cat. If i was i wouldn't be preaching to a certain fruitloop to get one. Second, it wasn't curiosity, it was an on and off button. Third, the button worked with my lack of common sense at the moment. ''

The now grinning ghost boy ate his breakfast... uh, fast and went to get a glass of water.

'' Hey, Danny get me some milk please. '' Jazz who decided to play on her brother's nerves for the day shouted Innocently. She snickered quietly remembering the death of Cookie Crunch, as he had called himself

FLASHBACK

Jazz opened the fridge and groaned, a cookie wearing a villanous cape and expression glaring at her before jumping on her shouting.

'' I AM COOKIE CRUNCH, YOU SHALL NOT EAT MY INNOCENT BROTHERS OF DELICIOUS VITAMINS, CALORIES, MAGNESIUM AND FAT! ''

At least he's fighting for a somewhat good reason. Jazz thought before gripping her pocket were her purifier- was nowhere to be found. Oh, boy, that was not good by any detenition of the word. She did the only thing she could right now and pulled out a fork and knife with a hopefully confident face.

'' NOOOO, EAT ME INSTEAD! '' A mashed potato by the name of Carl cried in distress.

'' I am sorry, but you're attacking me mister Crunch, step back before there's nothing but crumbles left of you. '' Jazz said trying to be polite.

'' IF THAT IS SO EAT ME, BUT LEAVE MY FELLOW FOOD INGREDIANTS AND OUR RACE ALONE! '' Cookie yelled in distress.

Jazz looked sadly at the cookie in front of her.

'' You sure... '' She began when Cookie suddently said, or yelled i guess '' TAKE ME NOW, I CHEATED ON APPLE WITH FIGGY AND I CAN'T TAKE THE GUILT ANYMORE! IF I DIED THEY WOULD BE HAPPY, PLEASE MISS, I SWEAR I'M TASTY, I HAVE PEANUT BUTTER INSIDE ME, LOOK AT MY CHOCOLATE CHIPS, I AM TASTY AND I WANT TO BE EATEN RIGHT NOW! ''

'' Uhh, ok... i guess. '' Jazz replied startled. Then she proceeded to eat Cookie Crunch.

'' NOOOOO, MY BEST FRIEND... . YOU ATE HIM YOU MONSTER! ''

The pancake Pan yelled before jumping at Jazz to avenge his fallen comrade.

Yeah, maybe she forgot to mention to Danny the milk was alive... meh, she could deal with him.

'' JAZZ, YOU COWARD! NEXT TIME YOU'RE THIRSTY DRINK WATER... OR WARN ME THAT THE MILK CAME TO LIFE! '' Yep, he figured it out.

Yeah, just a normal morning in the Fenton household.

Known voice:

She's gone for now peeps, but i'm still here so i have to do the outro.

Also, if you want leave a suggestion in the reviews, Kitten here would like to turn whatever crazy idea you have into somewhat reality.

Known voice * man this feels awesome * out!