Omegafan: Welcome one and all, to Total. Minecraft. Island. This is a reality show were 22 famous Minecrafters, will be competing for $100,000! I'm your host, Omegafan101! With my two cohorts, and brothers, CVRocker and Samman505!
CV: Hey, what's up-
Omegafan: Anyways! Let's introduce our Minecrafters! *the boat arrives with the first Minecrafter* BlueBayou!
Bayou: Hello… Wait I thought we were staying at a five star hotel! Not some crappy summer camp!
Omegafan: I have no idea what you're talking about. *to camera* By the way, we tricked everyone into think that. *the next Minecrafter arrives* Next up is the Minecraft Universe!
Jason: You can just call me Jason.
Omegafan: Yeah, I don't care. Next up: Michael Jones of the Achievement Hunters!
Michael: What the f*** is this place?
Omegafan: Woah! Language Micheal! This is a family show. Next up: Skitscape!
Skitscape: What's up! I'm here to chew a** and kick bubblegum!… Wait…
Omegafan: Next up: ASF Jerome!
Jerome: HUNGER GAMES!
Omegafan: Actually, this is Total Minecraft Island.
Jerome: HUNGER GAMES!
Omegafan: … okay then… Next up: Bebopvox!
Bebopvox: I can see it now, next Minecraft Monday Show: "Bebopvox wins TMI!"
Omegafan: Uh huh, keep dreaming. Next up: Antvenom!
Ant: Hey Skit!
Skit: Ant! Welcome to the show!
Ant: Let's hope we're on the same team.
Omegafan: Next up: Gavin Free of the Achievement Hunters!
Gavin: WOOHOO *Jumps off the boat* *falls in the ocean* *Gavin screaming* Micool! Help! *Michael pulls Gavin up* Micool my Boi!
Omegafan: Well that was hilarious. Next up: SSundee! And here comes Cavemanfilms!
Ant and Skit: Caveman!
Caveman: Ant, Skit! Now we got the whole team! We're gonna dominate!
Omegafan: Next up: Jack Patillo of the Achievement Hunters! BajainCanadian!
Mitch: You can just call me Mitch.
Jerome: MITCH!
Mitch: JEROME!
Mitch and Jerome: HUNGER GAMES!
Omegafan: Again, not Hunger Games! Next up is: Deadlox! And here comes Geoff Ramsey and Ray Narveaz Jr… on the same boat…
Ray: He jumped on before we left.
Geoff: I was getting impatient.
Gavin: Ray!
Ray: Gavin, Michael! Aw yeah f***ing Team Lads in the house!
Omegafan: Again with the swearing! Anyways, next up is: Aurylian! Tobuscus!
Toby: *swinging around a giant sword* I CAN SWING MY SWORD SWORD!
Omegafan: WOAH WOAH! Take it easy! Next up is: ZexyZek
ZexyZek: Stay Zexy.
Michael: *To Gavin* What does that even mean?
Omegafan: Next up: Skydoesminecraft-
Sky: WOOHOO! I am going win! *gasps* Jason! Deadlox!
Omegafan: WELL I THINK I'VE GONE DEAF! Next up: Sethbling!
Seth: Will any of the challenges involve redstone?
Omegafan: 'Fraid not. Next is: HuskyMudkip
Sky: The Mudkip too!? Awesome!
Jerome: Perfect, now we're all here! Sky, Jason, Deadlox, me, Mudkip, Mitch, and Sundee.
Mudkip: All right, Team Crafted!
Omegafan: *chuckles* Wait till they here they're not all on the same team. Next up: oh no…
?: You guys are f***ed.
Omegafan: Ladies and Gentlemen… The Mad King Ryan…
Ryan: *insane laughter*
Omegafan: Okay, shut up. And that would be all of our Minecrafters! Now, everyone follow me to the bonfire pit.
Sam: Welcome to the bonfire pit. I'm in charge of this portion of the show. Everyday you guys will be put into a challenge, the winners are safe for the day. The losers, will come here and vote someone off. Everyone will get a marshmallow except for the loser. The loser will the walk the dock of shame and get on the loser boat.
Omegafan: Thank you Sam, now, I'll be splitting you guys into teams of 11. First team: Michael, Caveman, Bebop, Toby, Jerome, Bayou, Ryan, Sky, Deadlox, Mudkip, and Mitch. You guys are, The Screaming Zombies! Next team: Skit, Jack, Jason, Gavin, Geoff, Ray, Seth, Aury, Ant, Zexy, and Sundee! You guys are, the Killer Pigs!
Ray: What kind of a name is that!?
Omegafan: Couple things, first of all, you'll be recorded in all public areas at all times. Second, there'll be confessionals were you can share some secrets with the audience. Try it out if you want.
*In confessional*
Michael: Will this is just great. The camps sucks, I'm on a team of probably idiots, and none of the other Achivement Hunters are even on my team!
Jerome: Thank God I'm on a team with Mitch
Sky: Jason's not on my team!? Who will I scream at when I'm startled!?
*Out of confessionals*
Omegafan: All right everyone, you have an hour to unpack and get situated in you cabins, then, meet me at the mess hall.
*later at the mess hall*
CV: Listen up everyone, I'm the chef around here! You'll eat what I make, or you won't eat at all!
Toby: Well this guy's menacing…
Omegafan: Okay Minecrafters, get your swimsuits on, your first challenge is in one hour.
Ray: What do you think it'll be?
Jason: It's our first challenge, how hard could it be?
*one hour later* *at the top of a cliff*
Jason: Well… s***.