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oh yeah... DISCLAIMER: as much as I really want to I don't own FMA
okay so here is chapter one...
Al: Hey? Who all is here?
Ed: Me...
Winry: I am...
Roy: I left.
Ed: Yes... -pumps fists in air-
Roy: It was a joke Fullmetal...
Ed: ...Damn.
Winry: Hello Mr. Mustang.
Roy: Mr. Mustang...hmmm... that has a nice ring to it insert evil grin
Ed: ...Great job Winry...Boy, I like this sarcasm thing...
Roy: Edward, I'm now ordering you to address me as Mr. Mustang from now on...Riza too...ahahahh..
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Riza: You will do no such thing. Right, Sir? -cocks gun-
Roy: -shiver- No ma'am.
Riza: Good Boy.
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Ed: ...WHAT?! WHY?! UGHHHHHH!!! THANKS A LOT WINRY!!
Winry: IT'S NOT MY FAULT HE DECIDED TO MAKE YOU CALL HIM THAT!!!!!!!!
Ed: YES IT IS!!!!!!
Al: Brother, calm down...
Roy: Be quiet Al, I like it when he's angry.
Ed: SHUT UP! I WASN'T TALKIN' TO YOU!
Roy: How dare you talk to a higher ranking officer that way!! Just for that
I'm going to kill Santa Clause!
Ed: NO!...Then I won't get my coloring books...
Roy: Well you should have thought about that before you screamed at me.
Al: Brother say your sorry, I want my kitty!!! Please... -makes puppy dog eyes-
Ed: ...No.
Winry: Wait, you asked for coloring books?
Ed: Well yeah. Being on a train for a long time gets very boring...
Winry: What about crayons? Ever think about those?
Ed: Oh, I keep some in my pants.
Winry: ...
Roy: Ed, I'll entertain you.
Ed: Eww...
Roy: What, you don't like me? But I'm sexy.
Ed: No I don't and you're not.
Roy: Fine then!
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Winry: Mr. Mustang?
Al: He left...
Ed: ...And you sound sad why?
Winry: You're mean Ed! He just wanted to keep you company!
Ed: NO, HE WANTED ME FOR HIS PET!
Winry: Quit yelling! No wonder Mr. Mustang left!
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Al: ...Winry?
Ed: ...
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Scar: Fullmetal?
Ed: Huh?
Al: Brother, I think a hobo found our number...I'm scared.
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Scar: What!? I'm not a hobo!
Kain: Yes you are, but you're a sexy hobo.
Ed & Al: What?! OO -Their faces
Scar: Oh, do you think so?
Kain: Oh yes sir...Scar Sweety...
Ed & Al: Oo - Their faces
Scar: Meet me at Central Park. Now.
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Kain: AHH! Wait for me, Honey!!!
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Ed: I don't know if that was more wierd or gross...
Al: ...Brother, why are we talking on the phone?
Ed: Uh...I...I don't really know Al.
Al: Well...We are standing right beside one another.
Ed: Yeah I know. It just seemed like fun.
Al: ...
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Ed: Why does everyone do that to me? Does my breath stink? Huff huff...Ewww...it does smell bad.
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Al!!! Do you have any gum?
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and I would like to thank my editor ReallyCoolandHotDork.
R.C.A.H.D. : thank you!!!!! -jumps up and down and then bows-
chapter two should be here sometime soon...i think.