The Excalimo
Students of Shibusen were delayed on the streets. There was almost no one in the classrooms. Teachers were starting to wonder where everyone was. Shinigami-sama sent his trusted death-scythe out to check it out. As soon as Spirit walked out the doors of the academy, he saw the problem. A giant white limo was parked in front of the steps. At first he wasn't sure who would have a limo in Death City but then a loud sound was heard.
"Fool!" it sounded like Excalibur only ten times louder.
Down at the bottom of the steps, where the limo sat. Excalibur was standing on top of it. He had the driver press the horn, the cause of the very loud accusation of foolishness. As the horn of the limo was pressed a cane swiped out from the automobile, taking many students by surprise. The annoying Holy Sword continued to tell his amazing(ly lame) tales.
As this continued, Black*Star arrived at the scene, he had heard the Ecalimo's horn. He leaped up on the limo, putting a dent in the top, "What are you doing here?! Gah! You're so lame!" The loud-mouthed assassin shouted, stomping on the car, and as Excalibur was about to make the limo shout again, Black*Star kicked him. There was a small 'ping' and a sparkle in the sky as Excalibur flew off, and the Excalimo, it was a pile of rubble.
With Excalibur somewhere in the atmosphere and the irritating limo crushed, the young meisters and weapons could go to class. They might complain, but sitting through Stein's dissection labs was a lot less torture than that…that…whatever he is.
Author's Note: This one time I saw a weird limo and it brought up a conversation about an Excalibur customized limo. Originally this was gonna have more detail about the Excalimo but I forgot a lot of the in depth stuff...s'what I get for putting it off for so long...So a Thank you for readin'!