"There's a kitten on your head."
"I know."
"Why is there a kitten on your head?"
"He climbed up my back and sat on my shoulder while I was checking the film in my camera and then decided the view from my head is better."
"Should I add him to the mission report?"
"Why am I the only one surveilling that building?"
"You're not, the kitty's looking, too. I should take a picture of the two of you."
"Napoleon…"
"Alright, I'll stop, but if he sees something first, I'm taking credit."
"You are ridiculous."
"I'm not wearing a kitty cap."