In West Philadelphia born and raised, killing Jews is how he spent most of his days, Hitler. Adolf Hitler was a sexy man. His mustache made men and women faint. Then, one night, a loud bang happened, and it be not the sexy kind. A large shiny shining beam of light shone down on Hitler's front lawn. Vroom Grooom. The light disappeared, leaving a hulk of bulk. Hitler ran sensually to it. Who's THAT PICHUMON?! It is Shrek.
Shrek wasn't brethin or heart beat so Hitler sensually cried sensually. Then, Hitler licked his lips seductively. Hitler moved his toothbrushstache so he could give Shrek HIV. Hitler pressed down sensually on Shrek's sexy musculated chestes. Hitler then sensually bit his lips. Hitler lowered his face down to Shrek's. Hitler gently put his sexy lips on Shrek's moist lips. BUT, before he could blow! Shrek snaped their eyes open and locked his arms around Hitler so he couldn't move. Shrek deepened the kiss of life and shoved his tongue in Hoopla's mouf. Shrek moaned and repositioned Hitler beneath him. Hitler gasped sensually as Shrek said, "Get in me swamp, you Austrian sex machine" sensually and nibbled on Hitman's neck.
Harder got the hard on, and as too Shrek. Shrek pulled off Hitme's shirt sensually and inhaled his cheesy, hard nipples. Shrek took off his own shirt, exposing his rock hard 18 pack abs. "MEIN GOTT, ICH WILL ZU HAST LIEBE MIT DU" screamed Hitler passionapely. Shrek tore off Hitler's pants, leaving his cute little swastika boxers on him. And THEN, Shrek yellered sensually like the sexy Hulk and tore off his pants, revealing his Hulk Buster! Hitler screamed in delight. Shrek the Beautiful then took off Hitler's underwater, and they maked the love all night.
Hitler blinked. They finally stopped their lovemaking when the sun rose. "IT'S NOT OGRE YET" ShrEK whispered loudly to his gorgeous Austrian lova. Shrek sensually ran his hands down Hitler's back and pulled Hitler close to him by his hippies and cuddled. Hitler screamed in ecstaticy as Shrek stood up and beat on his chest and roared like a rabid beautiful green Tarzan. Hitler saw the sight to be seen of Shrek and groaned, "OHHH JAA" he snorted deeply and sensually like a romantic pig. Shrek yelled, "OGRES ARE LIKE ONIONS," and ran away into the Sunset. Hitler's love for Shrek was so strong that his mustache sensually flew off, and they both lived happily ever after.
Shrek is love, Shrek is god.