"Say Nagato… There's been something I've been meaning to ask you."
Yuki looked up from the book she was currently reading. "Yes Kyon?"
"Do you remember that movie we watched at Haruhi's house last Saturday? You know, Alien or something?"
"Yes."
"Normally I wouldn't wonder about this, but do aliens like the ones in the movie actually exist?"
In response to the teen's question, Yuki looked up from her book and opened her mouth. A long, reddish-grey, cylindrical tongue shot out, stopping mere inches from the startled Kyon's face. On closer inspection, the tongue appeared to have a head – complete with a mouth – of its own. To compound the odd scene, the mouth opened wide and Yuki's tongue began to sing "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley.
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you~!
Yuki then retracted her singing tongue. "Was that an adequate answer?"
Kyon's eyes rolled and the cynic fainted dead away.
/ / /
And there you have it! I don't know what to say about it, really. It took only three minutes to write, and it was eleven p.m., so yeah…
Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this abomination.
Disclaimer: I do not own The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, "Never Gonna Give You Up," and/or the Alien movie series.