Title: The (not so) secret diaries series
Author: moon-majik
Chapter: The Sheriff
Rating: K
Summary: The Character's keep diaries throughout the legend...which were kept deadly secret...until now. Based on BBC 2006 series.
Disclaimer: Robin Hood...not mine. You know the rest.
The Sheriff:
Day One:
Yes! Finally! That pompous King Richard has gone to the Holy lands! He has left me in charge of Nottingham!! Hehe! What fun.
Day Five:
The snivelling Guy of Gisborne! He wants Loxley. Shame, as I quite liked the previous owner, Robnut, or Robdirt or something along those lines. But I played the nice Sheriff and gave him them to Steward. Besides, I like how he looks in black leather. People keep moving furniture in castle.
Day Ten:
Prince John getting quite whiny. Wants to take over England. He's welcome to it as far as I've concerned. What is with the obsessive furniture moving?
Day Fifteen:
Guy is proving a rather fun companion. Have been persuaded to help Prince John. No, the big fat bag of gold did not have anything to do with decision. Nailed down furniture today.
Day twenty-five:
Am quite concerned, Gisborne never appears to change his clothes. Furniture still moving, although not as frequently
Day Thirty:
Gisborne Ill so have nothing to do. Had to Listen to Marian's complaints about there being not enough food for the peasants. Suggested that I just killed a whole load of them so there was enough. Don't think she was very impressed.
Day Forty:
Guy is better, but am now quite certain he doesn't wash his clothes. Found a dormouse in his trouser leg yesterday. If the furniture moves one more time, someone will die. I sat down in my favourite chair and ended up on the floor.
Day Forty-Five
Ok, peasant dead due to insistence of furniture to move about despite best efforts to keep it in one space. Caught Guy gardening today. Spent rather long time admiring how his backside looks in his leather trousers.
Day Fifty
Death of peasant meant nothing to furniture, it still moves around. Guy has finished the gardening. Drat. Now have to find something else to occupy five hours of my day, as staring at his ass is no longer possible.
Day Sixty
My rule is threatened for the first time. That Robnut of Loxley has returned. Apparently he got himself stabbed. Wally. Maybe I should make Guy give him back his lands.
Day Sixty-One
NO! NO! NO!
Day Sixty-Two
Was too upset yesterday. Robnox has freed peasants who were being hung for furniture movement. And I thought we could be friends. He should try living in castle with moving furniture!
Day Sixty-Three
Have officially made Robhat an outlaw. Gave him nickname "Hood" as no one knows who I mean when I say "Robnut." Furniture hasn't moved all day.
Day Sixty-Four
Furniture has disappeared!! Hood has been caught! Is it me, or does he look rather fine as an outlaw?
Day Sixty-Five
Hood escaped. Furniture returned. Think maybe they have something to do with each other. Hood, the notorious Furniture thief.
Day Sixty-Six
Havn't seen Hood all day. Miss him.