Hey Fanja's/Season 3 rooters due to the recent failure of Years Of The Queen, I've come with an improving fan fiction to satisfy both the reasonable fans and the Season 3 rooters. Most readers might be wondering ;How did Babi know Randy is The Ninja? How did The Ninja duo come to be? And how is Kittie and Babi enrolled in Norrisville High? Well all will be answered in this story, enjoy!
Running Gag: Characters having incorrect name tags.
On a Monday Morning in Norrisville, a McFist branded Limousine drives through town. Inside we see Hannibal McFist with his so called sidekick Viceroy. Also Hannibal's lovely daughter Kittie and her best friend Babi Driscoll were in the limo with them. Hannibal happily asked the two girls if their ready for their first day of school, even though it's just the start of the second semester.
"Are you two ready for your first day?"
Kittie stayed quiet but Babi spoke for the both of them. "Of course we're ready for today, but I think Kittie is a little scared since this is her first time going to school (In America). "Ah yes her mother told me she attended a charm school in Sweden, but as her best friend Babylon you must stay by her side to make her feel comfortable".I do that everyday Mr. M Babi said. "That a girl now your gettin' it.
Viceroy informs Hannibal about The Ninja, and how the girls must be cautious about him. Are you girls highly aware that there's a Ninja in town, and he tends to protect the school you attending? Hannibal asked. The two girls exchange a "oh darn" look and answered a nervous yes. "Well in case he gives you trouble you can always call me or Uncle Viceroy to take care of him" Hannibal said. Kittie begins to shiver once the limo reaches the school parking lot. Hannibal was felt concerned about his daughter's shivering, and so he told her. "It's ok Button Nose, I'll make sure that darn Ninja won't lay a hand on your pretty platinum blonde vanilla scented hair ok. Kittie stopped shivering and hugged her dad good bye. Then she got out of the car and the two girls head to the front door. "See that Viceroy, as a parent to two children I must be an wise and protective father figure". The Viceroy replied, "Well you got the father figure part right".
As the limo leaves the girls gaze upon the school lobby. "Here we are Kittie, the big and beautiful Norrisville High" Babi said. Then suddenly class all tremendous music plays as the girls witness the school's interior, but the music just came from Kittie's tape recorder which happens to have in her hand. "Alright says here on the brochure I found we must go to The Head Principal's Office" Babi said. Sadly Kittie was still nervous about the ninja thing her father informed so Babi told her. Oh it's ok Kittie your dad doesn't realize the good in The Ninja and besides you met him a week ago and you had no problem with him provided that your a n... well. You know who you are.
The two girls made their way to Principal Slimovitz office. Slimovitz was delighted to see two new students enrolling. "Welcome to Norrisville High ladies, it's quite rare to see new students enrolling here, even though we never get any" Slimovitz said. "See Kittie, we already have a nice High School Principal I haven't set on fire yet" Babi said. Principal Slimovitz was going through his desk drawer and got out to cards. "I took the liberty to make name tags in case you run into the other students" Slimovitz said. Babi replies "Principal Slimovitz those name tags say Barbaque Cold and Dodgeball Fisk!" Principal Slimovitz took a look and says. "Oh, so it is. Anyway I also took the liberty on putting every student's name in this old fashioned 20's hat, just pull a name and I'll tell you the next thing. So both girls pulled a name out of the hat and read what they had. "Mine's say Howard Weinerman? and yours say Randy Cunningham" Babi said. "Oh golly! It seems you got my most troublesome students, it's ok draw again" Slimovitz said. The girls exchange a "let's try it" look and Babi said to him. "Oh It's ok Principal Slimovitz, since their a problem to you we can handle the animals." Principal Slimovitz was surprised by their open minded attitude and went along with it. So he turned on the intercom and said. "Randy Cunningham and Howard Weinerman report to my office immediately". Howard commented "OH CMON! it's first period and were already in trouble!" Randy replied. "How is whenever Principal Slimovitz calls us down to his office, you automatically assume we're in trouble?" "I dunno I'm kinda used to being in his office anyway let's get a jump on it" Howard replied.
So the two boys walk theirselves to the principal's office. Once they got there Principal Slimovitz was already waiting at the door. As a defense maneuver, Howard says " Ok whatever we did P-Slimz, RANDY DID IT!" Slimovitz replies "Oh no the both of you are not in trouble, it's more of a special job." Howard replied "A job? Perhaps you didn't hear me correctly I said RANDY DID IT! To suppress his slight anger, Randy asks what's the job was. "What is the job Principal Slimovitz ?". Slimovitz replied "Out of all the students in this entire school, you boys are selected to give two new students a tour around school campus." Howard replied "Two new students? Are their parents NUTS?! Slimovitz replied to him saying "Unfortunately yes, but unlike most of our students, these like to take risks." Then Randy says "Risks huh? Let's see them". Principal Slimovitz opens the door and reveals to the boys the two female students. The boys but mostly Howard were surprised at their appearance and we're somehow excited for the tour their about to give them.
To be continued