Authors Note: This was written by Jaylen and Gari. Gari doesn't have a screenname so you can't bug her. Anyway, this is not supposed to be serious in any way, shape, or form. It is a humorous story (hopefully). So, if you are a rabid Tolkien fan, don't read this because you will probably be offended. However, if you enjoy reading stories that are not exactly the way that Tolkien may have written them, then you may enjoy this...possibly. We do make fun of a lot of people. I can't help it, maybe Gari can, but actually she's right here and she says no. Also, this story contains original characters. It has to because everybody else dies...well, sort of. Anyway, hopefully these characters will not make you angry. Right-ho, so, if you are going to flame, it better not be for a reason we addressed here. We warned you! All other reviews will be accepted. Thank you very much. Read on. By the way, the prologue is confusing. It gets better...hopefully.
**Prologue-that you have to read!!!!!
It had been three years since Frodo Baggins had set sail on the last ship to leave middle earth. Gandalf the White went with him, as well as Elrond Lord of Rivendell, and Galadriel Lady of Light, and middle earth was at peace...at least for the time being. You see, although Frodo destroyed all evil at the time, young forces still remained in Kyanrok, the land of the forces...but we'll get to that later.
Aragorn, King of Gondor awoke one night feeling a strange sensation of greed and want. He had power...oh yes, plenty of power. He was King of the greatest kingdom in all of middle earth! Woohoo! He also had a really hot wife. Now that's power! You would think that he would be happy with all of that power, but he wasn't. He wanted more. He wanted the RING OF POWER. The problem was, Frodo had destroyed it. But was that going to stop him? NO WAY! He called all his remaining fellowship friends; Legolas of the Woodland Realm, Gimli son of Gloin, Samwise Gamgee, Meriadoc Brandybuck, and Peregrin Took. All but Gimli and Sam agreed to go on the quest to revive the ring. Aragorn was angry. This would not do! They needed at least one more fellow in the fellowship.
So he tried to persuade Gimli, but Gimli said "I've had enough of quests to last a lifetime! I'm cool now, so leave me alone! I never cared about the ring in the first place, I just went to prove that dwarves are better than elves...and I did that, so...go away. You'll never catch me searching for some tiny little thing in a pool of boiling lava!"
So Aragorn went to Samwise. "This is my last chance, so I had better do this right!" He said to himself.
He arrived in the Shire and rode up to Samwise Gamgee's house. He took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and knocked on the door. It was opened by Sam's wife Rosie, but Aragorn's eyes were closed so he didn't know that. "Sam, if we get the ring back, it will bring Frodo back!" he cried.
"Um...I suppose you would like to speak to Samwise." Rosie said.
"Oh, um, yes, yes." Said Aragorn, opening his eyes. "Yes, I'm terribly sorry. I would like to speak with Sam."
So Sam came to the door, and Aragorn repeated his message to him.
"My dear beloved Frodo!" Cried Sam. "I'll go with you!"
And so Aragorn's task was complete.
***
They set out on the 21st day of October. It was a frigid morning in the land of Gondor. It took them precisely 400 days and 12 hours (and in case you're wondering 42 minutes and 28 seconds) to reach Mount Doom in the land of Mordor.
Legolas the fair elf was the first inside the mountain. He threw himself into the lava to search for the ring...but he forgot that he could die... and he did. Then, everyone, after seeing his plight jumped in to rescue the smoldering ash that was once Legolas of the Woodland Realm, wholly forgetting that they were in for the same fate.
News of these deaths reached the lands of Gondor and Rohan. The Queen of Gondor was very upset, but did not believe that her husband was dead. Her name was Arwen (and in case you're really slow, she was Aragorn's hot wife), and she went to Mordor to find him. In Rohan, the Queen Eowyn (who was also in love with Aragorn) decided to go after him also. The two Queens met on the way to Mordor, and killed each other in a battle over the king.
Back in Rohan, Eowyn's brother, the not really fair Eomer heard of her death, and went to avenge her. His entire army came with him, but they unfortunately were eaten by trolls while riding through a mountain. Gondor's army got word of this, and decided to help the poor helpless beings who were being devoured by cave creatures. However, they were eaten also. So now, all of the people who could have possibly been Kings or Queens in Rohan and Gondor were dead. Middle earth was in chaos, but what could be done?
Well, actually, there was one who could have been King of Rohan. His name was Gamling the Old, but he had become friends with Gimli the dwarf and decided that he would much rather be a dwarf than be a king. He was old anyway.
Authors Note: YAY.
**Prologue-that you have to read!!!!!
It had been three years since Frodo Baggins had set sail on the last ship to leave middle earth. Gandalf the White went with him, as well as Elrond Lord of Rivendell, and Galadriel Lady of Light, and middle earth was at peace...at least for the time being. You see, although Frodo destroyed all evil at the time, young forces still remained in Kyanrok, the land of the forces...but we'll get to that later.
Aragorn, King of Gondor awoke one night feeling a strange sensation of greed and want. He had power...oh yes, plenty of power. He was King of the greatest kingdom in all of middle earth! Woohoo! He also had a really hot wife. Now that's power! You would think that he would be happy with all of that power, but he wasn't. He wanted more. He wanted the RING OF POWER. The problem was, Frodo had destroyed it. But was that going to stop him? NO WAY! He called all his remaining fellowship friends; Legolas of the Woodland Realm, Gimli son of Gloin, Samwise Gamgee, Meriadoc Brandybuck, and Peregrin Took. All but Gimli and Sam agreed to go on the quest to revive the ring. Aragorn was angry. This would not do! They needed at least one more fellow in the fellowship.
So he tried to persuade Gimli, but Gimli said "I've had enough of quests to last a lifetime! I'm cool now, so leave me alone! I never cared about the ring in the first place, I just went to prove that dwarves are better than elves...and I did that, so...go away. You'll never catch me searching for some tiny little thing in a pool of boiling lava!"
So Aragorn went to Samwise. "This is my last chance, so I had better do this right!" He said to himself.
He arrived in the Shire and rode up to Samwise Gamgee's house. He took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and knocked on the door. It was opened by Sam's wife Rosie, but Aragorn's eyes were closed so he didn't know that. "Sam, if we get the ring back, it will bring Frodo back!" he cried.
"Um...I suppose you would like to speak to Samwise." Rosie said.
"Oh, um, yes, yes." Said Aragorn, opening his eyes. "Yes, I'm terribly sorry. I would like to speak with Sam."
So Sam came to the door, and Aragorn repeated his message to him.
"My dear beloved Frodo!" Cried Sam. "I'll go with you!"
And so Aragorn's task was complete.
***
They set out on the 21st day of October. It was a frigid morning in the land of Gondor. It took them precisely 400 days and 12 hours (and in case you're wondering 42 minutes and 28 seconds) to reach Mount Doom in the land of Mordor.
Legolas the fair elf was the first inside the mountain. He threw himself into the lava to search for the ring...but he forgot that he could die... and he did. Then, everyone, after seeing his plight jumped in to rescue the smoldering ash that was once Legolas of the Woodland Realm, wholly forgetting that they were in for the same fate.
News of these deaths reached the lands of Gondor and Rohan. The Queen of Gondor was very upset, but did not believe that her husband was dead. Her name was Arwen (and in case you're really slow, she was Aragorn's hot wife), and she went to Mordor to find him. In Rohan, the Queen Eowyn (who was also in love with Aragorn) decided to go after him also. The two Queens met on the way to Mordor, and killed each other in a battle over the king.
Back in Rohan, Eowyn's brother, the not really fair Eomer heard of her death, and went to avenge her. His entire army came with him, but they unfortunately were eaten by trolls while riding through a mountain. Gondor's army got word of this, and decided to help the poor helpless beings who were being devoured by cave creatures. However, they were eaten also. So now, all of the people who could have possibly been Kings or Queens in Rohan and Gondor were dead. Middle earth was in chaos, but what could be done?
Well, actually, there was one who could have been King of Rohan. His name was Gamling the Old, but he had become friends with Gimli the dwarf and decided that he would much rather be a dwarf than be a king. He was old anyway.
Authors Note: YAY.