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Chapter 1: And then there was another

Sam seriously doubted that Dean would take this long just to go and get pie. But what could he do? So Sam waited patiently for Dean to get back with his coveted desert and was waiting till half past midnight. He growled to himself that Dean was going to get it, but what could he do till then. Pie was Dean's other love, aside from sex and hunting. So Sam did the only thing he could do, remembering to lock the door this time. He flipped on the TV, and ironically, the same video was on that was on the previous time. He heard the moaning and the familiar light tones of the two women and sat on the edge of his bed, trying once more to figure out how the hell they could get themselves into those positions.

Sam wasn't the type of person to enjoy what he was watching. Which is most likely why his college friends sopped asking him out to go and watch movies with them. He would dissect the film too thoroughly and converse and wonder aloud to his friends, who in turn would tell him to stuff it.

He could feel himself finally reaching the point of somewhat aroused when Dean came to the door, pounding on it in frustration.

"What the hell did you lock the door for, Sammy?" Dean shouted and pounded some more.

Sam opened the door lightly and in stepped Dean, a young woman following shortly after. Sam had to stop his mouth from coming out of its hinges, he couldn't believe it. Not only was this girl a babe, but she was with Dean. Why did they always go for Dean? Dean smirked and introduced the woman as Laila, a woman he met down at the bar, and pick your mouth up, Sammy, your drooling.

Sam gave Dean a sarcastic half smile before introducing himself. "Oh, Dean, can I talk to you for a second?" he added, staring at his brother in frustration.

They walked over into the bathroom and Sam slammed the door.

"A woman? You made me wait for pie and dinner until one in the morning for a woman?" Sam whispered harshly. Dean shrugged.

"Well, Sammy boy, you'll understand what its like when you reach puberty and find yourself attracted to those of the opposite sex." Dean smirked at Sam's angry half retort. "And besides, Lailas a hunter. Like us."

Sam stopped. "She is? How did she know us?"

Dean patted Sam on the shoulder and shook his head. "Sammy, we're Winchesters, who doesn't know us?"

Sam nodded slightly in agreement. "Well, yeah, you have a point. But still, she just approached you?"

Dean cleared his throat slightly. "Er, well, no. I approached her first. She was alone and really hot." Dean added in explanation, giving Sam half formed puppy dog eyes.

Sam had to keep himself from smacking his insolent brother, he was so ridiculous. "So why haven't we heard of her?" he asked in annoyance.

"Oh, that. She's new. She just started after her mother was killed by a werewolf. It was just her and her mother and she vowed to kill the bastard. So she did and she's been hunting ever since." Sam nodded in comprehension but shook his head in annoyance still.

"So what, you're just going to let her travel with us?"

Dean cleared his throat. "No. I was hoping you would give us time alone, you know….so we can… ahem….get to know each other."

Sam growled deep in his throat and burst out of the bathroom, grabbing his wallet and jacket and Dean's keys on the way.

"Fine, whatever, have fun," he said vehemently, stalking out the door and slamming open the Impala's door and speeding away.

"God dammit Dean, one day these sluts are going to come back and bite you in the ass, and I don't mean in a pleasurable way."

End Chapter 1. I'm in a Supernatural mood lately. All fans, make sure you sign the petitions to keep the show going for another season or two.

Much Love, SupernaturalKinji