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The crossword
Hmmm… a four-letter word for "sad"… Donatello chewed on the back of his pen, Ah! "Blue"! He typed the word in the right place and went on to the next one. A four-letter swear word that ends with a T, he thought. I'd better get some help on this one.
" Raphael! I need a swear word on four letters."
" Fuck?" Leo answered instead of his brother.
" No, I've already tried that, it won't fit. Thanks anyway. Raph?"
" Don't have the time bro, gotta meet Casey near the harbour in half an hour. It wont be any trouble, I'll take the motorcycle."
Not if I get there first. "Um Raph, I think you better check your room for Mikey first!" The lie was incredibly bad, but the red turtle was tricked. While Raphael checked his room and carefully locked it Don sneaked out of the lair. When he reached the garage, all he had to do was mess around a little bit with Raphael's pretty metal horse, hide and wait.
The non-expecting red turtle sat down on his beautiful bike and turned the key. It started roaring but quickly stopped. He tried over and over again, but the same thing happened. " Grrrrr, why does this always happen me! Fuck!"
Donatello who was in a safe distance in the shadows murmured; " I've already tried that one…"
" Fucking bike! Damn fucker! You Cunt!"
" Aha that's the word! How do you spell that? "
" Don! Did you do this?!"
The fearsome red turtle approached his brother.
Donatello quickly said " If you tell me how you spell that word, I'll fix your bike."
" C-u-n-t, now how do I turn this damn thing on?!"
" Take the screwdriver out of the clutch."
THE END
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