A/n: Hi. This is a fun little story that is co-written by me, Hyperchick85,
and my sister Rose_Whip. The idea came to me one time while watching
"Family Guy" on Adult Swim, so I thought about what if YYH were to have a
sitcom style that is somewhat similar to "Family Guy". This story is rated
PG-13 for swearing, some violence, innuendo, and sexual refrences, but
nothing explicit. Oh, and flames will be accepted, I will use them in
"Rooms of Insanity" to test hair flamibility.
disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or any other product name that may be mentioned in this story. My sis and I just own the OC's.
Ai is my character, Kohana is my sisters. Pairings: Yusuke/Keiko, Hiei/Kohana, Kuwabara/Yukina, Botan/Charles (OC)
Yu Yu Hakusho Sitcom Style
Ch.1 Just another boring day
*actions*, 'thoughts'
Our story begins in your average sub-urban house in some random city. The house has nice trim green grass and a pretty rose garden in the front. (gee who could be responsible for that?) The inside of the house is mostly clean and well-kept. Comming down the stairs is everybody's favorite sprit sword wielder, Kuwabara.
Kuwabara: *Marching down the stairs, whistling the YYH theme song. He trips over his own feet and goes tumbling down.* WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA! OUCH!!!! @_@
audience unseen and unknown to the cast but known to us: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kuwabara: *Gasp* Who's there? Who's in my house laughing at me?
Kurama: *Walking out of the kitchen* Kuwabara, what are you doing?
Kuwabara: *Gets off the floor* Kurama, there are strange people in our house! They laughed at me when I fell down the stairs! *Snifs the air* Hey what's burning?
Kurama: MY POPCORN!!!!! *Runs back into the kitchen and pulls a fried bag out of the microwave* Ouch!!!!! hot hot very hot!!!!!!!! *Puts the bag in the sink*
Kohana: *Storming into the kitchen and starts coughing* What the hell! *cough* did you guys do?!
Kuwabara: Kurama, *cough* burned popcorn again. *cough*
audience: hee hee hee
Kuwabara: Did you hear that? *cough* They were laughing at us again!
Kohana: *cough* Nobody is laughing at us, dumbass
Kurama: *cough, gag* Need air! *Bolts out of the kitchen coughing*
Kohana: Right! *She and Kuwabara run out of the kitchen after Kurama*
Yusuke & Ai: YAHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Yusuke and Ai go racing by in office chairs. Ai stops before hitting a wall, and Yusuke crashes right into it.
Ai: I WIN!!!!!!
Yusuke: *Rubbing his head* Damn that hurt. How come you win?
Ai: *Spinning in the chair* Because I didn't hit the wall and you did. WHOOOO!!!!
Yusuke: Ugh! What's that smell?
Kohana: Kurama burned more popcorn.
Yusuke: again?!
Ai: *Leaning back in her chair* I just don't understand this Kurama. How can somebody as old and as smart as you be unable to do something as simple as microwave some popcorn? I mean, the exact instructions are right on the bag. Even I can do it! * She leans back too far and flips her chair over, crashing into a table, knocking the lamp off it and into her lap.* I caught the lamp! cool.
Before Kurama has a chance to respond, Botan appears out of nowhere with a chearful "What's up everyone!" Kuwabara yelps and jumps into Kohana's arms. Ai accidentally tosses the lamp and it shatters on the floor.
Ai: Oopsie
Audience: hee hee hee
Kuwabara: *Gasp* the laughter...
Kohana: What the hell are you doing Kuwabara?! *She drops him on the floor*
Kuwabara: Oww! Hey did you have to drop me like that you little meanie?!
Kohana: *Sternly* Yes.*Glares at him coldly*
Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Kuwabara: *Getting to his feet* There it is again!
Yusuke: Uh... whatever... Hey Botan what's up?
Botan: Koenma sent me to get you guys. He needs you for a very important mission.
Yusuke: Awwww another one! Ok Botan what the hell does he need this time?
Botan: *Shrugs* I dunno, he said it was very important though. *Looks around* Hey where's Hiei? He needs to come too.
Kurama: He's still in Makai, He's been there for quite a while now. Mukuro probably has him working hard again.
Kohana: *Mumbles* I hate that bitch. Ok let's go see what the brat wants us to do this time.
Ai: YAY A NEW MISSION!! I just love this spirit detective thing. It's so cool. *She grabs her tantos from the cornor and leaves with everyone else.*
(a/n: For those who don't know, a tanto is a dagger like sword or "half- sword". I've always been a fan of the fighting with to swords technique. I'm not sure if there is an acual name for the technique or anything, but for now I'll just call her swords tantos.)
Botan: Wow you sure are enthusiastic about this job, Ai.
They all travel to the Spirit World and into the palace. Botan leads them into Koenma's office where they find him in his adult form, sitting behind his desk looking stressed out. They all notice something is different, but can't figure out what.
Kuwabara: 'Something is different about him but I can't sense it. What is going on here?'
Yusuke: 'Ok something is different here, but what the hell could it be?'
Kurama: 'He seems really stressed out today. What ever this mission is about, it must be really important. And what seems so different about him?'
Kohana: 'I don't wanna be here, what is his problem now?'
Ai: 'Ok somethig is really different, did he re-paint his office or something?'
Botan: 'I wonder what could be wrong with Koenma? It almost seems like something about him is...missing'
Koenma: *Sighs* Detectives, I have a very important case for you. Something very important to me has been stolen, my pacifier.
Yusuke: *Gasp* Now I know what missing off of you pacifier breath! YOUR LOUSY PACIFIER!!!!
Ai: He just said that genious.
Yusuke and Ai glare at eachother
Kohana: Whoa, whoa, whoa, somebody stole you pacifier?
Koenma: Well, yes
Yusuke: Why? Who the hell would want that stupid old thing?!
Koenma: *Agitated* Moron! *Sits up and pounds a fist on his desk* That's where I keep all my energy stored. You know that!
Yusuke: *Scratching his head* Really, well I forgot about that.
Koenma: *Groans and sinks back into his chair* Honestly Yusuke, were you in the back of the line when they were passing out brains.
Kohana: No, he was on vacation with Kuwabara and Ai. *Points at Kuwabara and Ai*
Ai: *Offended* HMPH!!! I happen to like going on vacation with morons.
Kuwabara: Hey! Are you calling me stupid?
Kohana: Well duh, what else would I call you? *Rolls her eyes*
Koenma: Wait a minute! Where's Hiei? I can't send you guys off without him! He and that Jagan eye of his will be needed for this!
Kurama: He's still in Makai, probably at Mukuro's place.
----- 20 minutes later-----
Koenma is pacing back and forth across the room, Kohana and Kurama are building a replica of the Effile Tower out of paper clips. Ai, Kuwabara and Yusuke are playing an aggresive game of Go-Fish. Boton's reading a Cosmo magizine, and Ogre is listening to music, pilling loads of paper work onto Koenmas' desk.
Koenma: Ohhh, where is Hiei, he's suposed to have been here by now!
Ogre: Just calm down Koenma Sir, I'm sure he'll get here as soon as he can.
Koenma: Well that's not soon enough!
Finally Hiei struts on in, wearing one of his trade mark "Don't mess with me" scowls. Everyone in the room looks up at him, waiting for an explination of his absence.
Koenma: *Glares at Hiei* You're late! Where have you been!?
Hiei: *Glares back at him* Hn. Not my fault that I'm late.
Koenma: Really, then who's fault is it?
Hiei: Mukuros. I had to screw her before she let me leave.
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A little while earlier...
Hiei: Would you hold still for just one second so I can get this going in right?
Mukuro: Well excuse the hell out of me, but I am not in a very cofortable possition right now!
Hiei: Hn, well it was your choice to do this here. Now let me finish up. I'm late.
Mukuro: Oh, they can wait and this can't. Keep going.
Hiei: *Grunts* Damn! How much tighter do you want this to get?
Mukuro: Ugh, As tight as you can get it!
Hiei: Fine!
Mukuro: Ahhh! Hey ease up a bit, you're going to hard!
Hiei: Deal with it, you said you want it tight.
Mukuro: Well you don't have to be so crass about it!
Hiei: *throws down the screw-driver and backs away* There I'm done. I'm leaving now.
Mukuro: *Rising from an uncomfortable looking chair rubbing the side of her head that has the robotic eye* Oh, now it's too tight. I can't move my eye. Loosen it up a bit.
Hiei: Get over it. I have to leave
Mukuro: *Sighs* Fine you may go. (a/n: I don't know or think that Mukuro has screws or bolts or anything like that, but hey its funny right!)
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Everyone in the room gasps at Hiei, with wide eyes and sweat drops.
Kohana: *Extremely pissed off* Yo-yo-you WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiei: You heard me. I had to screw Mukuro. She wouldn't let me leave until I did.
Kurama: How could you Hiei!?
Hiei: With a screw-driver, what else would I use?
Yusuke: *Snicker, snicker* If that's what you want to call it.
Kuwabara: *Laughing a bit* really.
Kohana: *A little upset =*( I can't believe you Hiei. Why?
Hiei: Hn, she had a few bolts that needed to be tightened.
Kohana: YOU BASTARD!!! *Runs up and slaps his face, knocking him onto his ass*
Hiei: *Stands up rubbing his cheek* What the hell did you do that for?!
Kohana: Go get fucked! Oh that's right, you just did! *Turns her back towards him*
Hiei: What?! What are you fools going on about?!
Kurama: What do you mean? You just said you were screwing Mukuro!
Hiei: I was! She needed some bolts tightened.
Koenma: You can deal with your problems later! You guys need to get going on your case!
Yusuke: Ok Koenma, What's our case this time?!
Koenma: Get your asses out of here and recover my stolen pacifier!!!!
Ai: *Gasp* Koenma just swore! *Everything is silent for a few seconds*
Hiei: Somebody stole your pacifier?
Koenma: *Very angred* YES!
Kohana: Hold on a sec, if you don't have your pacifier, then how did you get into your adult form?
Koenma: I-I-I was in my adult form when I lost it.
Kohana: Oh, so now you lost it? Hmmmmmmmm?
Ogre: He had it out of his mouth and was making faces in the mirror again
Koenma: *Slightly embarassed* Just get out of my office and find my stolen pacifier NOW!!!!!!!
Everyone rushes out of the room snickering and embarks on their mission to find Koenma's "stolen" Pacifier. What will happen next? Will Kurama ever learn to make popcorn? Will Kuwabara ever figure out who the strange laughing voices are? Will Yusuke ever not forget something? Probably not, but join us next time to find out!
A/n: For those of you who are reading "Rooms of Insanity" I am still working on it. I just decided to completely re-write most of it. I was working on it during band camp and left it at my school. But due to the Massive power outage in the Northeast, (I'm in Michigan, which was affected) Band camp was cancled for thursday and Friday. That means I won't be able to get a hold of my notebook containing the story until school starts up. Otherwise I would have updated my story by now. So no worries, it will be updated hopefully soon.
disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or any other product name that may be mentioned in this story. My sis and I just own the OC's.
Ai is my character, Kohana is my sisters. Pairings: Yusuke/Keiko, Hiei/Kohana, Kuwabara/Yukina, Botan/Charles (OC)
Yu Yu Hakusho Sitcom Style
Ch.1 Just another boring day
*actions*, 'thoughts'
Our story begins in your average sub-urban house in some random city. The house has nice trim green grass and a pretty rose garden in the front. (gee who could be responsible for that?) The inside of the house is mostly clean and well-kept. Comming down the stairs is everybody's favorite sprit sword wielder, Kuwabara.
Kuwabara: *Marching down the stairs, whistling the YYH theme song. He trips over his own feet and goes tumbling down.* WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA! OUCH!!!! @_@
audience unseen and unknown to the cast but known to us: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kuwabara: *Gasp* Who's there? Who's in my house laughing at me?
Kurama: *Walking out of the kitchen* Kuwabara, what are you doing?
Kuwabara: *Gets off the floor* Kurama, there are strange people in our house! They laughed at me when I fell down the stairs! *Snifs the air* Hey what's burning?
Kurama: MY POPCORN!!!!! *Runs back into the kitchen and pulls a fried bag out of the microwave* Ouch!!!!! hot hot very hot!!!!!!!! *Puts the bag in the sink*
Kohana: *Storming into the kitchen and starts coughing* What the hell! *cough* did you guys do?!
Kuwabara: Kurama, *cough* burned popcorn again. *cough*
audience: hee hee hee
Kuwabara: Did you hear that? *cough* They were laughing at us again!
Kohana: *cough* Nobody is laughing at us, dumbass
Kurama: *cough, gag* Need air! *Bolts out of the kitchen coughing*
Kohana: Right! *She and Kuwabara run out of the kitchen after Kurama*
Yusuke & Ai: YAHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Yusuke and Ai go racing by in office chairs. Ai stops before hitting a wall, and Yusuke crashes right into it.
Ai: I WIN!!!!!!
Yusuke: *Rubbing his head* Damn that hurt. How come you win?
Ai: *Spinning in the chair* Because I didn't hit the wall and you did. WHOOOO!!!!
Yusuke: Ugh! What's that smell?
Kohana: Kurama burned more popcorn.
Yusuke: again?!
Ai: *Leaning back in her chair* I just don't understand this Kurama. How can somebody as old and as smart as you be unable to do something as simple as microwave some popcorn? I mean, the exact instructions are right on the bag. Even I can do it! * She leans back too far and flips her chair over, crashing into a table, knocking the lamp off it and into her lap.* I caught the lamp! cool.
Before Kurama has a chance to respond, Botan appears out of nowhere with a chearful "What's up everyone!" Kuwabara yelps and jumps into Kohana's arms. Ai accidentally tosses the lamp and it shatters on the floor.
Ai: Oopsie
Audience: hee hee hee
Kuwabara: *Gasp* the laughter...
Kohana: What the hell are you doing Kuwabara?! *She drops him on the floor*
Kuwabara: Oww! Hey did you have to drop me like that you little meanie?!
Kohana: *Sternly* Yes.*Glares at him coldly*
Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Kuwabara: *Getting to his feet* There it is again!
Yusuke: Uh... whatever... Hey Botan what's up?
Botan: Koenma sent me to get you guys. He needs you for a very important mission.
Yusuke: Awwww another one! Ok Botan what the hell does he need this time?
Botan: *Shrugs* I dunno, he said it was very important though. *Looks around* Hey where's Hiei? He needs to come too.
Kurama: He's still in Makai, He's been there for quite a while now. Mukuro probably has him working hard again.
Kohana: *Mumbles* I hate that bitch. Ok let's go see what the brat wants us to do this time.
Ai: YAY A NEW MISSION!! I just love this spirit detective thing. It's so cool. *She grabs her tantos from the cornor and leaves with everyone else.*
(a/n: For those who don't know, a tanto is a dagger like sword or "half- sword". I've always been a fan of the fighting with to swords technique. I'm not sure if there is an acual name for the technique or anything, but for now I'll just call her swords tantos.)
Botan: Wow you sure are enthusiastic about this job, Ai.
They all travel to the Spirit World and into the palace. Botan leads them into Koenma's office where they find him in his adult form, sitting behind his desk looking stressed out. They all notice something is different, but can't figure out what.
Kuwabara: 'Something is different about him but I can't sense it. What is going on here?'
Yusuke: 'Ok something is different here, but what the hell could it be?'
Kurama: 'He seems really stressed out today. What ever this mission is about, it must be really important. And what seems so different about him?'
Kohana: 'I don't wanna be here, what is his problem now?'
Ai: 'Ok somethig is really different, did he re-paint his office or something?'
Botan: 'I wonder what could be wrong with Koenma? It almost seems like something about him is...missing'
Koenma: *Sighs* Detectives, I have a very important case for you. Something very important to me has been stolen, my pacifier.
Yusuke: *Gasp* Now I know what missing off of you pacifier breath! YOUR LOUSY PACIFIER!!!!
Ai: He just said that genious.
Yusuke and Ai glare at eachother
Kohana: Whoa, whoa, whoa, somebody stole you pacifier?
Koenma: Well, yes
Yusuke: Why? Who the hell would want that stupid old thing?!
Koenma: *Agitated* Moron! *Sits up and pounds a fist on his desk* That's where I keep all my energy stored. You know that!
Yusuke: *Scratching his head* Really, well I forgot about that.
Koenma: *Groans and sinks back into his chair* Honestly Yusuke, were you in the back of the line when they were passing out brains.
Kohana: No, he was on vacation with Kuwabara and Ai. *Points at Kuwabara and Ai*
Ai: *Offended* HMPH!!! I happen to like going on vacation with morons.
Kuwabara: Hey! Are you calling me stupid?
Kohana: Well duh, what else would I call you? *Rolls her eyes*
Koenma: Wait a minute! Where's Hiei? I can't send you guys off without him! He and that Jagan eye of his will be needed for this!
Kurama: He's still in Makai, probably at Mukuro's place.
----- 20 minutes later-----
Koenma is pacing back and forth across the room, Kohana and Kurama are building a replica of the Effile Tower out of paper clips. Ai, Kuwabara and Yusuke are playing an aggresive game of Go-Fish. Boton's reading a Cosmo magizine, and Ogre is listening to music, pilling loads of paper work onto Koenmas' desk.
Koenma: Ohhh, where is Hiei, he's suposed to have been here by now!
Ogre: Just calm down Koenma Sir, I'm sure he'll get here as soon as he can.
Koenma: Well that's not soon enough!
Finally Hiei struts on in, wearing one of his trade mark "Don't mess with me" scowls. Everyone in the room looks up at him, waiting for an explination of his absence.
Koenma: *Glares at Hiei* You're late! Where have you been!?
Hiei: *Glares back at him* Hn. Not my fault that I'm late.
Koenma: Really, then who's fault is it?
Hiei: Mukuros. I had to screw her before she let me leave.
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A little while earlier...
Hiei: Would you hold still for just one second so I can get this going in right?
Mukuro: Well excuse the hell out of me, but I am not in a very cofortable possition right now!
Hiei: Hn, well it was your choice to do this here. Now let me finish up. I'm late.
Mukuro: Oh, they can wait and this can't. Keep going.
Hiei: *Grunts* Damn! How much tighter do you want this to get?
Mukuro: Ugh, As tight as you can get it!
Hiei: Fine!
Mukuro: Ahhh! Hey ease up a bit, you're going to hard!
Hiei: Deal with it, you said you want it tight.
Mukuro: Well you don't have to be so crass about it!
Hiei: *throws down the screw-driver and backs away* There I'm done. I'm leaving now.
Mukuro: *Rising from an uncomfortable looking chair rubbing the side of her head that has the robotic eye* Oh, now it's too tight. I can't move my eye. Loosen it up a bit.
Hiei: Get over it. I have to leave
Mukuro: *Sighs* Fine you may go. (a/n: I don't know or think that Mukuro has screws or bolts or anything like that, but hey its funny right!)
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Everyone in the room gasps at Hiei, with wide eyes and sweat drops.
Kohana: *Extremely pissed off* Yo-yo-you WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiei: You heard me. I had to screw Mukuro. She wouldn't let me leave until I did.
Kurama: How could you Hiei!?
Hiei: With a screw-driver, what else would I use?
Yusuke: *Snicker, snicker* If that's what you want to call it.
Kuwabara: *Laughing a bit* really.
Kohana: *A little upset =*( I can't believe you Hiei. Why?
Hiei: Hn, she had a few bolts that needed to be tightened.
Kohana: YOU BASTARD!!! *Runs up and slaps his face, knocking him onto his ass*
Hiei: *Stands up rubbing his cheek* What the hell did you do that for?!
Kohana: Go get fucked! Oh that's right, you just did! *Turns her back towards him*
Hiei: What?! What are you fools going on about?!
Kurama: What do you mean? You just said you were screwing Mukuro!
Hiei: I was! She needed some bolts tightened.
Koenma: You can deal with your problems later! You guys need to get going on your case!
Yusuke: Ok Koenma, What's our case this time?!
Koenma: Get your asses out of here and recover my stolen pacifier!!!!
Ai: *Gasp* Koenma just swore! *Everything is silent for a few seconds*
Hiei: Somebody stole your pacifier?
Koenma: *Very angred* YES!
Kohana: Hold on a sec, if you don't have your pacifier, then how did you get into your adult form?
Koenma: I-I-I was in my adult form when I lost it.
Kohana: Oh, so now you lost it? Hmmmmmmmm?
Ogre: He had it out of his mouth and was making faces in the mirror again
Koenma: *Slightly embarassed* Just get out of my office and find my stolen pacifier NOW!!!!!!!
Everyone rushes out of the room snickering and embarks on their mission to find Koenma's "stolen" Pacifier. What will happen next? Will Kurama ever learn to make popcorn? Will Kuwabara ever figure out who the strange laughing voices are? Will Yusuke ever not forget something? Probably not, but join us next time to find out!
A/n: For those of you who are reading "Rooms of Insanity" I am still working on it. I just decided to completely re-write most of it. I was working on it during band camp and left it at my school. But due to the Massive power outage in the Northeast, (I'm in Michigan, which was affected) Band camp was cancled for thursday and Friday. That means I won't be able to get a hold of my notebook containing the story until school starts up. Otherwise I would have updated my story by now. So no worries, it will be updated hopefully soon.