Disclaimer: I don't own KHR nor its characters.
Warning: Might contain SLIIIIGHT Shonen-Ai. But no lemon at all (sorry hehe, maybe in omake if I get enough reviewers/favorites :3).
A.N. : This story happens after the Shimon arc (well for the present time).
'This' = Thoughts, "This" = normal speaking, "This*" = Italian
And I'm definitely no-good for summarizing. So I hope that you will enjoy this story more than the summary xD.
It was a fine sunny day when the sky was blue and a few clouds were scattered here and there up in the sky. A light breeze slowly drifted them away towards the snowy Alpen mountains over the hills. One could tell that it was the perfect day to be spent outside with family and friends, having a picnic or just a walk. Birds were standing on the imposing firs and singing, welcoming spring as a few flowers have already started to blossom.
But of course, only one on Earth couldn't afford enjoying this beautiful day; and it was none other than the infamous young Vongola Primo, Giotto.
"Cazzo*, what's up with all of this paper work?!" cried the blonde, as he threw a pile of sheets to the air in front of his mahogany desk. Sky blue eyes observed the sheets of paper flying and slowly going down to the ground, all scattered on the red-carpeted floor of his bureau. Giotto let a heavy sigh slip through his lips before sinking down on his chair and turning his head to the glassy walls behind him.
The young boss couldn't help but sight again as he saw how beautiful the weather was outside and rubbed his temple. Jeez, if only paper work didn't exist! If only his… his… his stupid and careless guardians could at least avoid destroying parts of the mansion or maybe avoid destroying parts of the town as well, his world would be way much better. Signing this paper to ensure a pay-back to the local grocery store who got their window broken due to a certain high-tempered red-haired guardian. Signing this other paper to agree with the renovations of the west wing destroyed by a certain pissed cloud guardian. And signing that other paper to repair the gym's wall because a certain extreme guardian destroyed it during his training.
Giotto glanced at the pile of sheets in front of him before whining and bumping his forehead on the table. Enough was enough, really. He has been stuck in this room for 3 days now! He even sleeps here on the red velvet victorian couch in front of the fireplace.
Sighing as he realized how messed up his room was, with sheets of paper scattered everywhere, Giotto whined before standing up and starting to pick the papers one by one. He however jumped in surprize as he heard someone knocking at his door.
"Come in," said Giotto, as he picked up an other piece of paper with his right hand before putting it on the pile he was holding on his left hand. The mahogany door slightly creaked as he opened and revealed 6 men standing on the doorframe. One of them was light-shaded-red-headed with a flame-tattoo on his face. An other one looked Japanese and was wearing traditional Japanese clothes. Besides him stood an other Japanese-looking man, but this one was more wearing some religious clothes. Next to him stood the youngest one of them, a green-haired teen, with a lightning tattoo under his eye. And next to him stood two men having a glaring contest: one of them was blonde and wearing a black trench coat while the other one had blue hair combed in a melon-style with aristocratic clothes.
"Ah, hey guys, what brings you there?" said Giotto with a faint smile as he picked other pieces of paper from the carpeted floor.
"Giotto, you have been locked in this room for 3 days now. You haven't been eating with us since then and… and…"
"You haven't been taking a bath for 3 days now, nor changed clothes. You haven't even sleeped properly, and you don't eat much. Primo… Don't push yourself too hard," said the red-haired man as he approached the blonde to help him pick things up form the floor.
"You haven't been attending Sunday's extreme church session, Primo."
"Yare yare~" muttered the green-haired as he scanned the room with his eyes. "And don't ever dare to say that my bedroom is messy anymore, Primo~ Look at these empty plates and used coffee mugs, these cushions everywhere, these sheets of paper scattered everywhere and…"
"Herbivore, you have bags under your eyes."
"Nufufufu, you should get some rest, Primo. It could weaken Vongola." Giotto dumbfoundedly looked at his guardians and arched an eyebrow before yawning.
"What are you saying? I'm not tired at all!" said Primo as he rubbed his eyes with his hands. The guardians looked at each other before nodding at each other and approaching their boss at the same time, slowly surrounding the blonde. Giotto widened his eyes and looked at them, not really understanding what they were going to do to him. But his hyper-intuition made him shiver down his spine.
"Sorry, Primo, but it's for your own good," said the red-haired one, before catching the blonde, making him sit on the floor and putting his arms behind his back.
"O-Oi! G! What are you doing?! Oi, guys!" Giotto's eyes widened even more as Asari and Knuckle were also holding him, whereas Lampo and Daemon were both holding his feet. Primo trembled as he saw his cloud guardian approaching with a white pill and a glass of water. Where did he get that from?!
"A-Alaude. Oi. What are you doing?!"
"Drink this, stupid herbivore," said Alaude as he forced Giotto to swallow the white pill and drink some water from the glass. Giotto, after swallowing, glared at his guardians as they released him. Standing up, Giotto crossed his arms in front of his chest and pouted.
"What the heck guys… What the… heck…" mumbled Giotto before his eyes slowly closed and his feet slowly not supporting his weight anymore. Before the blonde could touch the ground, G managed to catch him and carried the snoring figure bridal style.
"Mission accomplished, guys!" said Asari, cheerfully. G carefully put his boss on the red velvet couch and put a wooled blanket on the blonde before sighing loudly. He then glanced at Primo's desk and sweat dropped as he saw the huge piles of paperwork on the imposing mahogany desk.
"How can Primo stay stuck in this room with that much paper work? God must really love him…" said Knuckle, as he picked the remaining sheets of paper from the floor.
"Well, let's do it guys!" Asari cheerfully said, as he clapped both his hands. The others nodded and soon, all of them were busy at doing something. While Knuckle and Lampo cleaned the room, G was doing Giotto's paperwork. Daemon was pulling the curtains to the side and opening the windows while Alaude sat in front of his sleeping boss, watching him over.
Sharp ice blue eyes scanned the herbivorous sleeping figure. The CEDEF boss has always wondered how come such a herbivore managed to become the boss of the most powerful mafia family in the world. As he watched the breathing body going up and down, a piece of paper slipped under the victorian couch caught his attention. Alaude stood up and bent down to pick it up and read the content. A contract to repair the north wing's main hall? An evil smirk plastered on his face as he recalled the fight he had with his herbivorous boss that day. Oh yes, he remembered very well the hole he made on that wall and the three chandeliers he broke, plus the statues he broke into pieces that day. It was quite an entertaining fight, Alaude even considered to consider the herbivore as an omnivore. But he immediately took that thought off his head as he saw his sleeping boss drolling on the couch.
Poof!
Alaude immediately raised his head as he heard the odd sound to look at the sleeping herbivore and was surprised as he saw some pink smoke starting to fade away, the couch Giotto-less.
"Pri…mo?"
A blonde figure slowly opened his sky blue eyes after some good sleep. How did he fall asleep again? After rubbing his eyes and yawning loudly before stretching both his arms, Giotto felt something sluggish on his chin and realized that he had been drolling during his sleep. Immediately rubbing it with his suit's sleeve, Giotto felt blood rush his cheeks. What is he?! A Kid?!
Focusing all his mind on his surrounding and thoughts, Giotto's eyes widened and jumped from the bed he was basically laying on. Wait. A bed?! Wasn't he supposed to be in his bureau?! Where was he?! And… What kind of room is this?! Giotto furiously turned his head up and down, to the left and to the right, scanning all his surrounding. Wh-What was that kind of rectangular shaped thing on the ceiling with white light?! I-Is he dead?! Was it… God's light?! Yes! It must be God's light, light from the paradise.
But wait, if he sees God's light, that would mean that… He is dead…
Giotto froze at that thought. What… the hell… So this is what happens when you die? You arrive in some odd room with God's light appearing from the ceiling? Giotto stretched his hand to the ceiling, slowly but hesitantly moving his arm towards God's light. As fingertips brushed this light's source, it immediately burned him so bad that Giotto immediately pulled his fingers away and put them in his mouth. What kind of sorcery is this?!
Or is it… An illusion?! Yes! It must be it! It must be one of Daemon's damn tricks. Giotto lowered his head before chuckling darkly.
"Daemon, this is not funny anymore. Get me the heck out of your damn illusions or I will freeze you with my Zero Point Breakthrough…"
Nothing happened.
"Daemon, this isn't funny!" Giotto shut his eyes for a while before opening them slowly, revealing orange-tinted sharp orbs. Once in his hyper dying will mode, Giotto then stared at his surrounding.
'Huh? Strange that even in hyper dying will mode, I can't see through his illusions.'
Suddenly, the woodened door slowly opened, revealing a brunette teen with a baby sitting on his head. He had brown spiky and messy hair, wide caramel orbs, and white porcelain skin. The baby was quite odd though. He had huge onyx eyes, was wearing an orange shirt with a black suit and tie, plus a fedora orange-ribboned on his head. The teen, however, looked like a normal middle-schooler with a weird uniform, and he was holding a bag. His hand… His finger…
Giotto's eyes widened as he saw the Vongola ring the brunette had on his finger. Orange eyes then trailed upwards to see an extremely shocked expression on both kids' faces, though the brunette showed it more than the baby.
"Who are you*," asked Giotto with a monotone voice, glaring at both kids. "Why do you have the Vongola ring with you?! Are you an impostor or something?!" shouted Giotto, as he aimed one of his gloves to the brunette. Tsuna immediately lost his bag's hold and cried.
"Wh-Who are you?! Entering people's bedrooms like that! Are you some kind of pervert?! A-And why are you speaking Italian I-I-"
"Shut up, dame-Tsuna," interrupted Reborn, as he kicked the brunette's cheek. Giotto sweat dropped at the sight of the teen being sent to the floor by an odd baby. Onyx eyes then glared at the blonde and approached him.
"Who are you? How do you know about Vongola?*" said Reborn, as Leon transformed itself into a gun in Reborn's hand.
"How do YOU know about Vongola? How a baby like you knows about Vongola?!*" asked Giotto, ready to defend himself with his cape.
"How come do you have the Mantello di Vongola Primo and the Mitena di Vongola Primo? And I should be the one asking you questions. Now answer me, or do you prefer having a taste of death?*" Reborn now pointed his gun at the blonde man who was actually sweat dropping. How can a baby be so scary?!
"Isn't it a bit obvious?! It's because I AM Vongola Primo,*" said Giotto as he put his hands on his hips. "Look!*" Giotto then went out of his hyper dying will mode and showed his Vongola ring to the baby. Reborn arched an eyebrow before turning his head towards a petrified Tsuna.
"Dame-Tsuna, show me your ring," said Reborn, as he stretched his arm towards his student.
"Hiie! But why?! Why are you guys speaking in Italian anyways?! And-And why does he have the Vongola sky ring and –AW!" Tsuna whined as his evil tutor twisted his wrist and took the ring from Tsuna's middle finger. Reborn looked at Tsuna's ring before looking back at Giotto's ring, then at Tsuna's ring, then Giotto's ring, and sighed.
"From now on, speak in Japanese, Primo. Dame-Tsuna doesn't understand Italian at all. Well, not yet, at least.*" Giotto sighed in relief as he saw the baby's gun turn back into a green chameleon and looked at the brunette.
"Kiss my hand, I'm Vongola Primo," said Primo, as he stretched his hand towards the brunette. The brunette looked at the hand dumbfoundedly before a vein popped out of his head and glared at the blonde.
"Why should I kiss an impostor's hand?! Who are you anyways, are you crazy or what?! Re-Reborn! Why are you letting him be like that?! And give me my ring back!" shouted Tsuna. Leon instantly transformed itself into a gun and Reborn immediately pointed his gun towards his student. "Hiiiie!"
"You're being way too noisy, dame-Tsuna. You two follow me," said Reborn, as he started to walk out of the bedroom. The blonde and the brunette both sweat dropped and looked at each other before hesitantly following the arcobaleno.
As both arrived downstairs, they both saw Reborn tugging Maman's skirt, catching the woman's attention. Nana immediately stopped cooking as he saw Reborn look at her and picked him up.
"Ara, Reborn-kun? Do you want to help me cook?" said Nana cheerfully, as he looked at Reborn.
"Yes, Maman. But first, I want to introduce you Giotto, he's Tsuna's distant Italian cousin. He will be staying here for a while," said Reborn, as he pointed his finger towards Giotto. Nana turned her head towards the said 'Giotto' and looked at him dumbfoundedly and put Reborn back to the floor. She then made an extremely wide smile and clapped her hands.
"Ara! Welcome, Giotto-kun! Please feel free to stay here! If you want to there are Iemitsu's clothes and you can sleep in Tsu-kun's bedroom!"
"O-Oi!" protested Tsuna, appearing out of nowhere in the kitchen.
"Maa, Tsu-kun! You have to be nice to your cousins! Especially when they come from Italy! He must have had a very long and tiring trip, ne, Giotto-kun?" asked Nana, beaming at the blonde. Giotto looked at her, looked at the glaring Reborn questioningly before instantly looking back at maman and nervously smiled. He then approached maman's hand, gently grabbed it and gently kissed it.
"Thank you for welcoming me, mama. My name is Giotto, sorry for the intrusion." Nana immediately blushed before squealing like a high school girl.
"Aaah~! If only Tsu-kun or Iemitsu can be as gentleman as you! Do you want some tea or…?"
"Maman, we are going to the living room to watch TV," said Reborn, as he dragged the blonde and the brunette to the living room.
Once arrived in the living room, Reborn made sure that he had closed the door and ordered both spiky-haired to sit on the couches. They both obediently sat down and looked at him. Reborn sat on the coffee table in front of the couch and sighed before rubbing his temples.
"Dame-Tsuna, let me… introduce you Vongola Primo, Giotto." Tsuna looked at the blonde questioningly before widening his eyes.
"Hiiiie! V-Vongola Primo?! How is that even possible?! I-Isn't he inside of my ring or… hiiie! B-But haven't we already met each other once?! Why don't you remember me and-"
"Dame-Tsuna, the one you met was the Primo in the ring. The dead one."
"Am I dead?!"
"Shut up, dame-Giotto. It seems that you have been accidently taken to the future. I mean the present time now." Sky blue eyes widened and stared dumbfoundedly at the arcobaleno.
"E-Eh?! The kid is right! How is that even possible?!"
"The kid has a name!" protested Tsuna. Reborn kicked Tsuna's cheek once again and sat on his head."
"Dame-Primo, this is Sawada Tsunayoshi. Or Dame-Tsuna. Or Vongola Decimo."
"D-D-Decimo?!" Giotto stared at the brunette before rubbing his eyes, pinching his cheeks and look at the brunette again. "I-In what year am I?!"
"2012," said Reborn and Tsuna in chorus.
"Wh-What?! And what is that odd light on the ceiling?!" Reborn and Tsuna looked up at the ceiling before laughing. "Wh-What?!"
"These are lamps. It provides light using electricity," said Reborn. "Let's turn the TV on, shall we? Otherwise maman would be suspiscious." Reborn jumped off the coffee table before walking towards the tv and pushing the on button. Giotto's eyes widened at the odd rectangular-shaped thing and jumped as images started to appear on the screen.
"Wh-What kind of sorcery is this?! Why are there men in that box?! Do we have to free them or?!" Reborn sighed loudly before slapping Giotto's cheek.
"This is called a TV. In our era, we use this to watch films."
"Films?" Reborn sighed.
"These people are not trapped in the box, Giotto."
"B-But!"
"Shut up."
The three remained silent as they watched tv, though Giotto seemed to be more passionated as the film went on. It was broadcasting the film 'The Godfather', and it extremely caught Giotto's attention.
"How come are they part of the mafia and they are not using flames?!" cried Giotto, furiously stretching his hand towards the TV. "Stupid 'TV'!" shouted Giotto, as he froze the TV using the Zero Point Breakthrough technique. Reborn and Tsuna sweatdropped as they saw the frozen TV. And before anyone could blink, Reborn fiercely kicked Giotto's face and slapped him.
"You froze the damn TV, it's not its fault you damn useless…"
"Re-Reborn please calm down…" begged Tsuna, as he put his hand on Reborn's shoulder. The brunette, however, immediately froze as Reborn sent him a deadly glare. The arcobaleno, however, only sighed for the n-th time and crossed his arms.
"I think I will have to call Giannini to fix this problem," said Reborn, as he walked out of the room. "Oh, and unfreeze the TV before maman notices this," added Reborn, smirking before slamming the door behind him. Giotto and Tsuna looked at each other before nodding to themselves and starting to unfreeze the TV using their flame.
"Oi, Decimo…" Tsuna tilted his head to the side and looked at his great-great-great-grandfather. Giotto looked at his descendent and couldn't help but think that the brunette is incredibely cute. "… How's Vongola? I mean in this time… Aren't you a bit too young to be a boss?"
"Y-Yeah, well… A few days ago there was a war between the Vongola famiglia and the Shimon famiglia and…"
"What?!" Giotto abruptly stood up. "What the heck are you doing with Cozarto's descendent?! Why are you fighting him you bas-"
"W-Wait!" Tsuna waved his hands in front of him. "There was a misunderstanding between the two families, and your mist guardian was actually the one who plotted everything!" Giotto looked shocked at Tsuna's sudden accusation before making a mental note to smack that stupid melon-head once he will be back. "Anyways! Now we are friends and… Yeah," mumbled Tsuna, as he continued unfreezing the TV. Giotto stared at him for a while before gently smile at the brunette and ruffling his hair.
"Thank you, Decimo," said Giotto. Tsuna looked at him for a while before smiling back at his ancestor. "O-Oh yeah and by the way, um, how do I look like? I mean the dead me in your ring…"
"A-Ah, well, he is you and err… You two are the same, it's just that I have actually never really seen him without being in his hyper dying will mode so yeah." Giotto stared dumbfoundedly again at the younger one before grinning.
"Tell me that I was handsome."
"E-Eh?!"
"Wasn't I handsome in hyper dying will mode?" grinned Giotto, winking at the younger one. Tsuna widened his eyes before blushing and panicking.
And thank god, a certain cruel baby slammed the door open.
"Dame-Tsuna, Dame-Giotto. I have talked to Giannini, and he said that while he was trying to upgrade the time machine, he broke it. And it accidently brought Primo to this time. He also says that he doesn't think he will be able to repair it before at least one month, so yeah. Primo will have to stay with us. But no one has to know about his real identity as long as he is here…"
"Wouldn't it be better if Decimo's guardians knew about my presence? I mean as a boss, I… Um…" Reborn sighed.
"Fine, But just them. All the rest have to remain oblivious. Because if an ennemy happened to kill you, it might cause a time paradox. And Dame-Tsuna … wouldn't exist anymore." Reborn finished his sentence in an extremely serious tone, so serious that it made the two Vongola shiver. "I think that we better start by providing you clothes other than your suit and your cape. If people happened to see you with this, they might think that you're crazy, Primo. I will get you Dame Tsuna's father's clothes." Primo frowned before standing up and putting his hands on his hips.
"O-Oi! My cape is just fine!"
"Hush, Primo. Do you want me to be the one to create a time paradox?" Giotto immediately shut his mouth as Reborn pointed his gun towards him.
"E-E-No thanks, Reborn," said Giotto, cold sweat starting to appear on his forehead.
"Boys! Diner is ready!"
The three walked in the dining room and as they stepped in, all of the gazes were focused on Giotto. Bianchi arched an eyebrow while Fuuta, Lambo and I-Pin looked at him dumbfoudedly.
"Reborn, who is it? Why does he remind me of someone?" asked Bianchi.
"Aaah, Bianchi-chan! This is Tsu-kun's Italian distant cousin, Giotto!"
"Nice to meet you, bella*," said Giotto, as he kissed Bianchi's hand. Bianchi's eyes widened before she spread an extremely murderous aura around her. And before Giotto could blink or anything, a plate of poison cooking has already been stuck to his face.
"Don't ever touch me you damn pervert," said Bianchi, as she sat down back on her chair with a smirking Reborn on her lap. Tsuna sweat dropped while Giotto was half-dying on the floor.
"Gyahahaha! Dame-Giotto shall now kiss Lambo-san's feet!" As Giotto finished wiping the poison cooking from his face, he looked at the cow child with an arched eyebrow before pinching his cheek. "Gupya! Don't hurt Lambo-sama!"
"You extremely remind me of Lamp-" And before Giotto could finish his sentence, a bullet almost brushed his nose. The blonde froze on the spot and looked at the only one who could have shot him this bullet.
This was definitely going to be an interesting month for Primo and Decimo.
A.N. : Okay so, um, maybe a few of you are gonna be like 'Why the hell is she writing this while she already has 'The Hell Guardian' to update and also 'Aut Viam inveniam aut faciam' to finish?! Well sorry about that but I'm currently already working on the new chapter of The Hell Guardian, and well my other fic is still on hiatus harhar. Don't worry I will try to update by tomorrow the hell guardian.
Anyways I just felt like writing a small fic about Giotto being lost in the present XD. Because a lot of the fics are Tsuna lost in the past, now it's time for Giotto to come (so I can marry him *dodges a tonfa*). So yeah I can't wait to see him freak out when he will see stuff like mobile phones and computers xDDD I just laughed my ass off when I wrote the TV scene because a frozen tv, just… wtf. And also the light part XD . 'God's light' ahlala Giotto you are hilarious~
I don't know but like I guess it's not going to be a fic more than 10 chapters. Let's just see how it will progress. But I was feeling like writing something more 'humor' than something gloomy like the hell guardian xD.
Oh my, and it might be a bit OC but in my head, Giotto is the dame-but-awesome-and-badass-narcissistic-childish type of boss, although he can be extremely cool and badass and all when he wants to. But he's a gentleman though.
And *Cazzo = Damn in Italian. Well it technically means 'penis' but that's a bit the equivalent of 'damn!' in Italian haha.
Please R&R! Tell me how I'm doing for this first chapter! Haha :D
Ciaossu~