January 10, 2009

Hello, my name is Robert Jones, and I am a newborn vampire. I was created in latter part of 2008, and the pain that I experienced was horrible. I would not ever wish that kind of pain on even my worst enemy. In my other life I was homosexual and so know I would be considered the first gay vampire ever to exist. I use to live in Atlanta, Georiga until I moved out of the United States and into Canada. I moved up here to get away from the scene and memories of what I use to live in.

The first six months of my life in Alberta was difficult. I had to find a house and find food. Of course I don't eat humans. I would be what the Cullens consider a vegetarian. I just want to put this on record that I have no relations to the Cullen Family nor do I associate with them. I just thought that I would through that little tid bit in.

Once I found the house that I wanted I fixed it up. It took me two days to decorate and I think that it looks damn good.

One day while I was out hunting I came across some people. So I approached with caution because of the simple fact that I haven't seen anyone in these parts of the woods since I moved up here. So as I got closer they noticed me and one of them spoke, "What is your name?"

"My name is Robert, who are you?"

"My name is Jason, and this is my boyfriend Alec. We are vampires out hunting."

"Cool I'm a vampire as well. How come I haven't ever seen you guys around?"
"We don't get out a lot."

"Oh ok good to know."

After we chatted for a minute or two we went out separate ways and I continued to hunt.