Bubble Duck: Lizzie McGuire is such a tardbucket. She went out of her way to marry Phil of the Future!! How stupid!! Don't you think!! Then they had a baby and it was named Bob! Can you believe it?? They named a CHILD BOB!!!!!
Raven Hunda: What's wrong with Bob?
B.D.: well did you know the baby was a GIRL??????
R.H.: That's cruel!
B.D.: I know!!!!!! EWWW!
R.H.: on with the story please!!
B.D. OK!! Well you know how I am Phil's x-girlfriend???MWAHAHAHA!!
R.H.: Yaaaa...... sure...... right....... Whatever........ On with the story!!
Lizzie was so happy SHE FINISHED HIGH SCHOOL!!! Now all she wanted was a fine husband. The only way to find HIM was to go to collage. Lizzie never dreamed of ACCUALLY going to collage. She didn't even dream of finishing high school!
It was the day!! She was all packed and ready to go into the real world, COLLAGE!!!
As Lizzie stepped out of the car she looked about her. There were thousands of cute guys but one in particular stood out. Tall, dark, and handsome. Even though Lizzie had blonde in mind. She pulled out her bags from the car, and headed towards her dorm.
You know how Lizzie's a city girl, ya know with the shopping, and the Bling Bling. So when she got into her dorm it was quite a surprise!!
B.D.: If you liked the 1st chapter, tell us so we can start on 2 chapter.
R.H.: I thought we already wrote chapter 2? And what about the dorm? Hello! Don't leave me hanging!! Bubble Duck!!