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Hey guys I just got finished workin on the first chapter for my new fanfic "[b]Hardcore Mario vs. Badass Bowser[/b]" it's really cool. I hope to e-mail it to Reggie after I finish all the chapters but here's the first chapter. Like and enjoy!
[b]Hardcore Mario vs. Badass Bowser - a Fanfiction by PuttyIsCool69[/b]
[u]CHAPTER 1) WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO BE A BADASS?[/u]
It was just another day in the Mushroom Kingdom, except it wasn't. The Princess has been kidnapped by the evil Bowser! Maro has to save the Princess again, but this time he has a plan to stop Bowser once and for all...
Our camera pans in scene left on the Mario Brothers Plumbing House, the place where the Mario Brothers live. Luigi (Mario's brother) is hanging the laundry outside on their drying rack for both his clothes and his brothers. The wet, soapy clothes drip dry in the morning light as natural sunlight is used to evaporate the water from the clothes. This drying process both saves Luigi money and allows him to use the time originally spent ironing out clothes on something else like television or videogames. Sometimes when Luigi is drying the clothes he will find an extra prize like some coins or a soggy mushroom powerup. He makes sure to avoid the shade of the nearby tree when drying clothes for maximum drying efficiency along with using pin-coded clothespins to stop any potential perverts from stealing any clothes.
"I know a clean pair when I see them." says Luigi to himself while folding spare overalls.
While Luigi uses this boring time to think about dumb loser shit like taxes and the SATs, he sees his door suddenly kick open and Mario emerges from the house. If you are a keen reader, you'll know that it wasn't Mario that came out of that door, but Hardcore Mario. Instead of wearing his hillbilly plumber crap he was wearing cool black sunglasses and a black leather trenchcoat. He was smoking two cigars and his mustache smelled like french pussy. Inside his coat was a collection of knives that he could have easily sold on Counter Strike to retire early, but he didn't. Hardcore Mario is here to save the day!
"Cool outfit bro. Where are you going?" said Luigi, uncool as ever but strangely unphased by Mario's getup. Some of us are badasses on the inside.
"Killa P, the Tenacious Toadstool, has been kidnapped by Bowser again. *spits on floor* I gotta save her." said Hardcore Mario.
"Just come back home before supper, bro. What will you want for dinner?"
"Ravioli, Luigi. From Chef Boyaredee. Make it lobster ravioli as this is a special occasion today." smirked Badass Mario and he jump off the porch and did a ninja run into the woods.
[b]TO BE CONTINUED![/b]
After Hardcore Mario left, Luigi went inside to watch some TV as the laundry was finished. He decided to watch Blade II on VHS cause it was already in the VHS player. Just as the good part is about to happen when Blade kills the vampires, Luigi's gameboy buzzes. He plugs the device into the phone line and a message from Toadsworth, who is the smart toad, prints on his Game Boy Printer.
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HELLO MARIO. THIS IS TOADSWORTH. STOP.
YOU PROBABLY HEARD THAT BOWSER KIDNAPPED THE PRINCESS AGAIN. STOP.
I HOPE I GOT THIS MESSAGE TO YOU IN TIME. BOWSER IS PLANNING SOMETHING HORRIBLE FOR YOUR ARRIVAL. STOP.
BE CAREFUL OUT THERE.
Signed,
Toadsworth
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[b]TO BE CONTINUED![/b]