(Well, a before you read note, I'm not going to discribe everyone, so live with it. And... uh... I hope you enjoy, and please rate this!)

ZIM:

It was a bright and sunny day as Zim stepped out of his house. Looking at the sun, he says, "Curse you flaming ball of bright doooom." Walking a bit on the sidewalk, Zim looks at the screen on his 'watch'.

"Gir! Where do I go now?" He barked.

"Hm...... go left!" Gir squeaks in eagerness. Zim follows Gir for half an hour until he arrives at McDonalds.

"Yes........." Zim says.

Walking inside he meets a teenager who says "Welcome to McDonalds – how may I help you?

"TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!!" Zim shouts. The teenager takes no notice of his odd behavior. He leads Zim behind the greasy food prep area to a star-studded door labeled MANAGER and brings Zim in.

Inside is a lady sitting at a desk in a sparsely decorated green room. She has orange hair and green eyes. "I'm Ronnah McDonahld – how may Ah help yuu?"

Zim steps in, and in his 'charming' boy-ish voice says, "Can I have a job?"

Ronnah looks at him. "Alrahght. Hahlf ov our werkers went on a vahcation y'know. So w'need somebahdy, somebahdy lahke yuu."

Zim beams in evil happiness, which Ronnie mistakes for happy happiness.

Ronnie hands Zim something. "Heah's yer werk uniforrrm. Put et ohn and will see how et fits ya."

Zim goes to the bathroom door behind her and throws on the uniform. "Gir! The plan is working!" he whispers into his watch. As he walks out, a loud "PIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGYYYYYYY!" is heard from his watch. Ronnie stares at him.

"Well.... you see, uh, Misses McDonald Lady..... I like to... shout out PIGGY..... when I feel confident. Yes. Yes I do."

"Good lad!" Ronnie says. "Now git t'work! Y'cen be a cashear pehrson, getting' me money from th'custamah! Et ain't 'ard, just go ahead!"

Zim is surprised by the human's stupidity, but it IS to be expected, after all. Outside of her office he pours green goop from a hidden container on all the foods and employees. Then, walking past the counter, Zim proceeds to posting signs on the glass windows all around McDonalds, and on the roof too. It says:

Come to MicDonalds to have a special green surprise! It's a new and tasty treat that will make you smart, pretty, popular, and strong! Only for a penny, while they last! So hurry up to MicDonalds to get yours!

Stupid Fools! Zim thinks to himself. You shall all DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE! Then he walks in and stands behind the counter.

DIB:

Meanwhile, at Dib's house, Dib can be seen watching TV. Notably, a McDonalds commercial.... With ZIM on it! Oh no! What's he up to now!

At the same moment, his dad walks in. "Kids! We are going to McDonalds for dinner! I just saw this really cool commercial about their new green burgers that enhance SMARTNESS! You kids will be my test subjects to see if it raises your IQ! Come!"

In a blur Dib's dad whisks them away and into the car, buckling them, and driving the 15 second distance to McDonald. Then he pulls them out, not even bothering to take off the seat belt, and rushes in the fast-food restaurant with fury. "WE NEED 20 BURGERS, AND WE'LL PAY FOR EVERYONE ELSE!" He shouts. Dib also wants many. "NO! MAKE IT 40!" He screams. He ignores the fact that a satisfied Zim is the one taking their order. All Dib is worried about is the fact that he's strangely addicted to the burgers, though he's never tasted them.

ZIM:

"Stupid humans." Zim says aloud. Gir, now back on the watch, says "WHAT!? WHAT!? WHAT!? WHAT HAPPENED!?" bouncing up and down.

(End of Chapter One)