"Thank you for coming and sharing with us, Mario." The interviewer from Behind the Games begins to interview Mario.
"Oh, it's no problem. Ask me anything." Replies Mario.
"First off, I want to tell you that I enjoy playing your games."
"Well, I enjoy looking at your rack, babe."
"Um, thanks. I guess. So Mario, tell us. How did you get into video games."
"Well babe, it's very simple. You see, when I grew up, I was a troubled boy. But, despite the ass kicking I had received from my father, I've always liked plumbing."
"Why, Mario? Why was plumbing an interest to you?"
"Well, I always liked and still enjoy screwing things in, if you know what I mean." Mario winks and lets out a little giggle.
"No, Mario. I don't know what you mean."
"Well, shall I give you a demonstration?"
"Whatever rocks your boat, Mario. Sure."
"First, I take my pants off."
"Aha. Interesting, I've never seen a plumber take his pants off before."
"Whoa, wait a minute." The producer of the show interrupts. "Isn't this too graphic for television viewers?"
"No." replies Jennifer, the interviewer. "Please proceed, Mario."
"Well," continues Mario. "The next step is for you to take your skirt off."
"Okay, Mario. I have to say, though. It's a little chilly in here."
"Don't worry, babe. It'll get warmer as soon as I begin my screwing."
"Oh, okay." She takes off her skirt and reveals her pink panties. "You may proceed."
"Now, babe. You have to take your panties off for me."
"Well, if that's what you do…" She takes off her panties.
"Now, you turn over."
"Okay, Mario." She turns over.
"Now I will begin, okay?"
"Let's do it, Mario. Show me how you "screw" things." Mario begins to fuck her from behind, getting her pussy wet.
"How does that feel, babe?"
"Oh… uh. It fells… uh. So good." Jennifer begins to build up an orgasm.
"There's more. Want me to show you?"
"Yes… oh. Uh… yes. Please proceed." Mario begins to fuck her harder, deeper, and faster until she bursts out in sheer pleasure. "Oh! Yes, uh. That feels so good. Faster, Mario. Show me how… uh!"
Three minutes later…
"Wow. Now I understand what you mean when you say you enjoy "screwing" things." Jennifer dresses up. "Now tell us a little more about your childhood. We're running short of time."
"Of course, babe." Mario begins to reply. "I also enjoyed holding soft things." Mario gives Jennifer a wink and ends with a short giggle.
Thank you for watching Behind the Games. Please join us for Part 2 of this wonderful yet awful edition.
Please remember that everything you see here was filmed in Mushroom Studios in Mushroom Wood, Mushroom Kingdom.
Jennifer gave Mario the interview and, as you observed, Mario gave her something to.
Luigi should've been here but his crappy and screwed-up Ford exploded near the WTC in New Mushroom, Mushroom Kingdom. Fortunately, the building didn't explode, although we don't know what happened to Luigi.
Thank you for watching FOX Television.