Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers Melee…………yet… hmhmhhmhahaha!
MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
Author's note: By the way, the people in this story are related in freaky ways, (ex. Bowser and Peach are sister and brother, Gannondorf is Link's uncle, etc.) so get used to it. And the first chapter isn't as funny as the others will be. (you should still read it.)
Ness sat down at the table, sipping his orange juice and reading the ads in the newspaper. His mom walked over and handed Ness a plate of scrambled eggs. Ness began to eat, but still read the ads.
Ness's Mom: Why do you like reading the advertisements in the newspaper so much?
Ness: I dono.
Suddenly, an ad caught his eye. It read: Super Smash Academy. Anyone and anything welcome to a one-year course to become a Super Smash Brother. For details, contact Master Hand.
Ness jumped up and cut out the ad. He gave it to his mom and went to his room to pack.
Marth stood in front of a mirror, fixing his hair. Roy walked in.
Roy: Hey, pretty boy, whatcha doin'? Fixin' your hair for ZELDA? Haha! Marth's gota girlfriend! Marth's gotta girlfriend!
Marth: Shut up! At least I don't go sticking my tongue in a spark plug!
Roy: Shut up! I don't do that anymore, jerk!
Marth: SURE…
Roy angrily walks out the room. A few minutes later, Marth leaves the room too. He finds Roy with his tongue in a spark plug. Marth just walks on. He goes outside to meet Zelda. She was holding a newspaper ad. She showed it to Marth, who then read it.
Marth: Super Smash Academy, huh?
Zelda: I want to go. You coming to?
Marth: Sure!
Zelda: Why don't you ask Roy?
Marth: (sighs) Well, alright…
Mario: Hey! Get this: Super Smash Academy. Anyone and anything welcome for a one-year training course to become a Super Smash Brother. For details contact—
Bowser: Hey, lemme see! (Whaps Mario with the back of his claw, sending Mario flying into a wall) Cool!!
Peach: (Helps Mario up and dusts him off) Let's all go!
Mario: I'll go ask Luigi and my cousin, Dr. Mario.
Bowser: No way, I ain't goin' nowhere with those freaks!
Peach: Aww, come on, do it for your little sister!
Bower: Oh, okay…
Mario: Whoa! Time out! You two are brother and sister?!
Peach: Yes.
Mario: Then…who the heck were your parents?
Bowser: It's a sordid story…
Link: Hey, little bro, come here a second.
Young Link: Okay!
Link: Take a look at this ad.
Young Link: Whoa! Cool. Let's go!
Link: Sure! Let's ask uncle Gannondorf if he wants to come too.
Game and Watch: bzz blip bleep buzz bzzt!
Pikachu: Pika Chu, Pika Pika Pikachu!
Pichu: Pi!
Game and Watch: bzzt blip blip?
Jigalypuff: Puff Puff!
Mewtwo: What the heck are you saying?
Jigallypuff, Pickachu, Pichu, and Game and Watch: %^*)*!)%$*&)!$^# *_!!!!!!
(They all enter, too. Sorry only Mewtwo can speak an understandable language)
Outside Super Smash Academy, (SSA) Master Hand stood before all the entrants for the school. He explained the rules, what would be required, what the course was like, etc. After that he left. Crazy Hand would register everyone in a half hour. Everyone waited and socialized.
Marth looked at all the people who'd be entering. They was Diddy Kong, Slippy, Sonic, Bomberman, and lots others. Master Hand had said not everyone would make it…Then, Marth spotted something. A weird sandbag with two large eyes. It just sat there, blinking. He approached it.
Marth: What are you?
Sandbag: Hi, I'm Sandbag the sandbag. How do you do?
Marth: Hi, I'm Marth. I hope you don't plan on entering, you couldn't possible make it you weirdo.
Sandbag: Why thank you! Let's be friends!!
Marth: Ack!! No! Get away from me, freak!
Sandbag jumped onto of Marth. Zelda walked up to him.
Zelda: Well, I see you made a new friend! How sweet!
Marth: NO!! I don't want to be his friend!! Get him off!
Zelda: MARTH! How could you? Your going to be the best friend that sandbag ever had, OR ELSE!!
Marth: but—
Zelda: NO BUTS!!
Sandbag: Yeay!! I gotta new friend!!
Marth: Why me?
Author's note: By the way, the people in this story are related in freaky ways, (ex. Bowser and Peach are sister and brother, Gannondorf is Link's uncle, etc.) so get used to it. And the first chapter isn't as funny as the others will be. (you should still read it.)
Ness sat down at the table, sipping his orange juice and reading the ads in the newspaper. His mom walked over and handed Ness a plate of scrambled eggs. Ness began to eat, but still read the ads.
Ness's Mom: Why do you like reading the advertisements in the newspaper so much?
Ness: I dono.
Suddenly, an ad caught his eye. It read: Super Smash Academy. Anyone and anything welcome to a one-year course to become a Super Smash Brother. For details, contact Master Hand.
Ness jumped up and cut out the ad. He gave it to his mom and went to his room to pack.
Marth stood in front of a mirror, fixing his hair. Roy walked in.
Roy: Hey, pretty boy, whatcha doin'? Fixin' your hair for ZELDA? Haha! Marth's gota girlfriend! Marth's gotta girlfriend!
Marth: Shut up! At least I don't go sticking my tongue in a spark plug!
Roy: Shut up! I don't do that anymore, jerk!
Marth: SURE…
Roy angrily walks out the room. A few minutes later, Marth leaves the room too. He finds Roy with his tongue in a spark plug. Marth just walks on. He goes outside to meet Zelda. She was holding a newspaper ad. She showed it to Marth, who then read it.
Marth: Super Smash Academy, huh?
Zelda: I want to go. You coming to?
Marth: Sure!
Zelda: Why don't you ask Roy?
Marth: (sighs) Well, alright…
Mario: Hey! Get this: Super Smash Academy. Anyone and anything welcome for a one-year training course to become a Super Smash Brother. For details contact—
Bowser: Hey, lemme see! (Whaps Mario with the back of his claw, sending Mario flying into a wall) Cool!!
Peach: (Helps Mario up and dusts him off) Let's all go!
Mario: I'll go ask Luigi and my cousin, Dr. Mario.
Bowser: No way, I ain't goin' nowhere with those freaks!
Peach: Aww, come on, do it for your little sister!
Bower: Oh, okay…
Mario: Whoa! Time out! You two are brother and sister?!
Peach: Yes.
Mario: Then…who the heck were your parents?
Bowser: It's a sordid story…
Link: Hey, little bro, come here a second.
Young Link: Okay!
Link: Take a look at this ad.
Young Link: Whoa! Cool. Let's go!
Link: Sure! Let's ask uncle Gannondorf if he wants to come too.
Game and Watch: bzz blip bleep buzz bzzt!
Pikachu: Pika Chu, Pika Pika Pikachu!
Pichu: Pi!
Game and Watch: bzzt blip blip?
Jigalypuff: Puff Puff!
Mewtwo: What the heck are you saying?
Jigallypuff, Pickachu, Pichu, and Game and Watch: %^*)*!)%$*&)!$^# *_!!!!!!
(They all enter, too. Sorry only Mewtwo can speak an understandable language)
Outside Super Smash Academy, (SSA) Master Hand stood before all the entrants for the school. He explained the rules, what would be required, what the course was like, etc. After that he left. Crazy Hand would register everyone in a half hour. Everyone waited and socialized.
Marth looked at all the people who'd be entering. They was Diddy Kong, Slippy, Sonic, Bomberman, and lots others. Master Hand had said not everyone would make it…Then, Marth spotted something. A weird sandbag with two large eyes. It just sat there, blinking. He approached it.
Marth: What are you?
Sandbag: Hi, I'm Sandbag the sandbag. How do you do?
Marth: Hi, I'm Marth. I hope you don't plan on entering, you couldn't possible make it you weirdo.
Sandbag: Why thank you! Let's be friends!!
Marth: Ack!! No! Get away from me, freak!
Sandbag jumped onto of Marth. Zelda walked up to him.
Zelda: Well, I see you made a new friend! How sweet!
Marth: NO!! I don't want to be his friend!! Get him off!
Zelda: MARTH! How could you? Your going to be the best friend that sandbag ever had, OR ELSE!!
Marth: but—
Zelda: NO BUTS!!
Sandbag: Yeay!! I gotta new friend!!
Marth: Why me?