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Chapter 1

Harry, hermione, Ron, dumbeldore, mgonegal, Fred, George, snape, flitwick, hooch, Alicia, Katie, Angelina, Hessa, Draco, and Ranula were all sitting in the great hall ready to play a good old fashion game of truth or dare.

Fred: ok all you guys are ready to play?

All of them : YEAH

Fred spinned the bottle and it landed on hermione and dumbeldore is the one to ask her .

Dumbeldore: what shall it be hermione, truth or dare?

Hermione: well I don't wanna look lie a coward sooooo I pick dare!

Dumbeldore: hehehehehe

Hermione: (sweatdrop)

Dumdeldore: I dare you to use your powers to make my dick bigger and stronger and healthier!

Hermione: UGH!!

Ranula and Hessa who were best friends snickered

Hermione: shut up you two

Hermione: fine (mumbles a few incantations)

Dumbeldore: (takes of his cloths to show every one his new ahem thingy: P

Dumbeldore: weeeeee look at me its soo big haha I bet all the guys are jealous! (shaking his umm thingy)

Draco: not really you old geezer

George: oooookaay lets get past the moment: $

Fred spins the bottle again

It land on ranula and snape asks her

Snape: ok ranula truth or dare??

Ranula: truth

Snape: are you lesbian?

Ranula: umm not really

Snape: LIAR

Snape casts a truth spell

Snape: now are you a lezbo

Ranula: yesssssss Snape: KEEEWWL( mee too except I like guyzz

Snape serious face

Snape: iv been waiting for this day potter, LETS GET IT OON!!

Snape takes off his clothes only for harry to see him dancing with a bra that sayz harry rocks and in the backround the song I like bigg butts playing on the speakers

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