== Karkat: Write a letter to Dave
Strider,
Let me just get this out of the way. I'm flushed for you, and if you didn't already know fuckass, in troll-speak that means that I have a crush on you. I've wanted to tell you this for a while. I highly doubt that you feel the same way, since from what I've witnessed; you seem to be mister straight. I didn't have the fucking guts to say any of this shit to your face, so I resorted to the form of a letter, because as if our whole lives weren't computerised enough already!
Karkat