A Day at Destiny Islands
"Sora, wait up!" shouted Riku in a whiny tone as he tried to catch up.
"Haha, you're just as slow as you used to be!" replied a very confident Sora.
From the corner of his eye, Sora saw Kairi walking by the shore, and froze in his spot. Riku was still running and toppled over him, leading to a very ungraceful thud.
Kairi saw this, and ran over to offer her always-redundant help.
"Are you okay?" She asked after Sora crawled out from underneath Riku in a very claustrophobic manner.
"What's the matter with you?!" Sora exclaimed. Riku, on the other hand, was entertaining himself with his muscles. "Did you hear me?!"
"Oh-I'm just feeling special today."
"So," Kairi began, "let's go-"
"Hey Kairi," Riku cut in, "wanna go swimmmmmming?" he held out the "m".
Just around the corner came Naminé and Roxas, holding hands.
Sora smiled with glee, for he always treasured moments that he could pick on Roxas, his Nobody. Kairi was very good friends with her Nobody though. As the two of them started toward the couple, Riku came to a sudden realization that he had no Nobody. Feeling misplaced and unwanted, he sat down in a fetal position.
"Hey Kairi," Naminé greeted, "like my hair today? I used that new Paupu Fruit conditioner."
"It looks good, have you drawn any new pictures recently?" Kairi asked glaring at Sora who kept poking Roxas in the face. He immediately stopped, and started drooling over Kairi's face.
"Hey, why is Riku in a fetal position?" Roxas pointed out.
Sora turned around and said, "Naminé, draw a picture of that!"
She thoughtfully pulled out her notepad, sat down and began her art. Kairi stayed and watched, while Sora and Roxas went over to Riku. When they drew close, he gave a low growl at them.
"Why doesn't any one like me?" he said in a decrepit voice. Then he looked into the distance where when Sora and Roxas looked, there was nothing. "Wait, Xemnas, take me! I can change I promise!"
"Holy freakin' crap! He's gone loopy!" Roxas yelled in his non-puberty voice.
"All done!" Naminé shouted with joy. Sora took a look and burst into laughter. It was very good, but the way Riku was positioned also made Kairi giggle. Riku began crawling over toward the ocean. No one seemed to care, so he turned around and started crawling toward his house.
Naminé took it the laughter wrong way and burst into huge sobs, screaming and ripping her art into pieces. Kairi began chasing after muttering, "Here we go again!"
Sora and Roxas were left alone, as usual. Sora began poking him again, but Roxas ignored it. While these interesting dilemmas were occurring, Riku came out and started rollerblading away on Shakira. Roxas and Sora looked at each other in puzzlement. Riku headed toward the ocean, and when he submerged, he forgot he couldn't swim and drowned.
Sora was getting tired of this crap, so he demanded, "Make me those delicious chocolate coated nana-loaf clusters!!"
Roxas gazed at Sora with a deep homosexual glint in his eye.
"Okay, I'm done here." So, Sora went to see how Naminé was doing.
He saw that Naminé had settled down. "Make me some delicious chocolate coated nana-loaf clusters, that always males you feel better." Sora offered.
Kairi shook her head in the fact that Sora knew nothing about girls.
Naminé then took out a picture of her holding a knife in her hand. Kairi gasped, but Sora quickly took the picture and put it in his mouth.
Naminé nodded and said,"So this is what I should do…" and she took a knife that she had rather mysteriously kept in her pocket all day, and stabbed herself violently. Kairi was worried at first, but then shrugged and looked at Sora.
"Wanna be lovers?" Sora asked through a mouthful of paper.
"Eh, why not." And thus they held hands and skipped past Roxas, officially in love.