This takes place six month's after Total Drama Island! I worked really hard on this and I'll try to post my stories when I can so thank to school DAMN IT!!also each chapter is an episode long just so u all I hope u all one more thing be for I for get I'll take challenge ideas cause I hav a some but I'm running out now enjoy!!D rated T for teen for language,drama,and because I say so! LOL

Chris:"YO! where coming from u live at camp Wawanaka. I'm your favorite host Chris Muclan and today begins our 2nd 's the deal our past campers will be coming back and they have no choice after all we have a contract. and if they don't we'll sue them for every little penny they have!We've got new challenge's and more so sit back,relax,and enjoy the show right here,right now on Total Drama Action!"

Theme song plays.

Chris:"Alright then lets welcome our campers .Today well start off with the past TDI couples alright here's Gwen&Trent."

Gwen:"I can't believe I have to comeback to this freaken camp!"

Trent:"Hey at least we get to comeback together."

Gwen blush's then kissed Trent(BTW they've been dating since after the first season).

Chris:"Ok here's Geoff&Bridgeete."

Geoff:"Yo Chris Muclan wuz up man?!"

Chris:"Welcome back man."

Bridgette:"Hey guys what's up."

Gwen:"Bridgette!"

Bridgette gives Gwen a hug.

Leshawna:"What's up yall Leshawna's back in the house."

Harold:"Hey guys what's up?don't worry Leshawna I got the bags."

Leshawna:"Aww thanks suga." Both then kiss."Yo what's girls?" Leshawna said to Gwen&Bridgette while hive-fiving them.

Chris:"Everyone here's Tyler&Lindsey."

Tyler:"Hey guys long time no see."

Lindsey:" Carl."

Chris:"Lindsey for the last time it's Chris!"

Lindsey:"Ohhhh."

Chris:"Okay now for the single campers."

Chris:"Welcome back Duncan."

Duncan:"Whatever."

Harold:"Crap!of all the people here!"

Bridgette:"Hey where's Courtney?"

Duncan:"We got into a fight and broke-up problem with that?!" he said while raising his hand causing everybody to flinch.

Geoff:"No everything's good."

Lindsey:"Speaking of Courtney there she is."

Chris:"Courtney great to see u again."

Courtney:"I can't believe I have to come back here!"

Bridgette:"Hey Courtney!"

Courtney:"Bridgette so nice to see you again."

Bridgett gives Courtney a hug.

Duncan:"Hello."Courtney glare's at him then pass without even say hello."Nice to see you to princess!"he yelled.

Courtney:"Jerk!!"she yelled back!

Chris:"Alright you two break it up!"

A boat horn is then heard.

Leshawna:"Oh you've got to be freaking kidding me?!"

Gwen:"No way!"

Bridgette:"Oh come on!"

Trent:"Ah man this sucks big time!"

Duncan:"Damn it!!"

Lindsey:"This can't be happening!...can it?"

Geoff:"Downer alert!"

Harold:"Crap!!"

Courtney:"Of all the people here!"

Tryler:"Ah bro what's she doing here?!"

Chris:"Sorry guys as much as I hate doing this I have no choice but sadly here's most hateful camper Heather!"

everyone:"BOO!!"

Heather:"Ugh I hate this place!"

Gwen:"Ya well we all hate you!but we don't always get what we want!" she said in anger while glaring at her.

Trent:"Just ignore her you know how she is." He said while holding Gwen's hand.

Chris:"Ok now here's DJ."

DJ:"Yo Chris Muclan what's up?"

Chris:"Not much man how's it feel to be back?"

DJ:"It's ok I Geoff,Duncan how's it going?"

Geoff:"Not much bra."

Owen:"Woo-Hoo!Chris it's so great to see you again Woo-Hoo!"

Chris:"Owen!welcome back!"

Owen:"It's great to be back!"he said giving Chris a big old bear hug."Yeah!this is just!"

Geoff:"Awesome?"

Owen:"YES!!Woo!"

Courtney:"This isn't fair!now he has a second chance of winning again!"

Chris:"Sorry court but the producers and us liked him last now let's welcome Ezekiel."

Courtney:"You brought that sexist nose picking jerk back?!"

Chris:"Well he's not a sexist nose picking jerk anymore he said he's learn his lesson from last time and is now a changed man plus me the producers thought that we should give him another chance."

Bridgette:"Define changed."

Chris:"You'll what's my man?"

Ezekiel:"Yo yo yo wuz up G?"

Chris:"How's home school going?"

Ezekiel:"Actually I'm not home schooled any more.I told my pips back home that after the first season I wanted to hang with homies like me eh."

Chris:" and by the way try not to get voted off the first week ok?"

Ezekiel:"Oh believe me I won't eh."

Chris:"Ok everyone's here now let's welcome our new campers."

Tyler:"What a sec you said on the contract that everyone from season 1 would return!"

Chris:"I did?"

everyone:"YES!!"

Chris:"Oh ya...I lied!"

Gwen:"Why am I not surprised!"

Duncan:"So what happen to everyone else?"

Chris:"Well Cody was afraid of getting mauled by a bear again,Izzy got captured by the RCMP,Eva is crazy,Katie&Sadie can't be away from each other for 5 seconds,Justin is a famous modal,Noah is just lazy,and Beth moved."

Harold:"So you just found people from the first season who were available?"

Chris:"Yep."

Heather:"Well that's stupid!"

Chris:"Alright here's our skater dude Spike!"

Spike:"Hey guys wuz up?hey wait a sec u told me this was skate park!"

Chris:"Ya...I lied!"

Geoff:"It's cool dude you can chill with me and the guys."

Spike:"Ok bro."

Chris:"Ok guys here's Meg from the UK!"

Meg:"Hello charmed to meet you all."

Duncan:"Well hello beautiful I'm Duncan."

Meg:"Nice to meet you Duncan."

Courtney having a hard time ignoring this crossed her arms and turned her head in then a banjo is heard.

Chris:"Everyone our hillbilly Paul!"

Paul:"Howdy I'm Paul!"

Chris:"I just said that."

Paul then see's Heather and then walks over to her after a dog whistle.

Paul:"Well howdy beautiful!"

Heather:"Excuse me redneck?!"

Paul:"In my town we would call you the the prettiest cow in all of Texas!"Heather then gives him a slap on the face.

Paul:"Woo! I loves me a gal who likes to play dirty!yeeeee-hah!!"he yelled while slapping his leg.

Suddenly load hip-hop music is heard and a tall black rapper comes out of the boat.

Chris:"Ray-Ray my man what's up?"

Ray-Ray:"Hey yall wuz up in the hood I see some of my brother's and sister's have already made it to this crib(BTW he's talking about DJ&Leshawna).hey wuz up crackers?"he said in a mike tyson like voice.

Lindsey:"Oh I'll have some crackers!"

Bridgette then smacked her own fore head.

Chris:"Ok here's our tomboy Jenny!"

Jenny:"So this is some kind of dangerous summer camp,with killer animals,and life threatening challenge's?!"

Chris:"Yes ma'am."

Jenny:"Sweet! hey guys whats up?" she said while giving Leshawna&Gwen a hive-five.

Spike:"Hey bra I'm Spike."he said all red.

Jenny:"Hi I'm Jenny."she said also red.

Gwen:"Great the first new couple of the new season horray."she said sarcastically.

Miki:"Woo-hoo!! It's so awesome to like be here!"said the hyper active Asian girl.

Ezekiel:"HOLY!!"he said as his jaw dropped.

Chris:"Welcome to camp Miki."

Miki:"Like wow it's super awesome be here hi everyone!"

Ezekiel:"Yo wuz up eh? I'm Ezekiel."

Miki:"Hello Ezekiel I hope we can be friends." she said shaking Ezekiel's hand very fast.

Geoff&DJ than gave a thumb's up to him. suddenly a boat comes while scary music plays in the background.

Chris:"Alright here's our Satanist Dan!"

Geoff:"Whoa did it just get cold in here or is it just me?"

Chris:"Welcome to ca-"

Dan suddenly cuts Chris off

Dan:"Now you listen to me I only joined this camp was to prove myself to the dark one that I' am worthy of leading his army to destroy this piny world and I will not lose to this fools understand?!"he said in a devilish voice.

Chris:"Y-yes dude. The Sadistic host said after gulping."

Dan:"Ok then."he said in a normal emo like voice.

Chris:"Ummm...ok...now moving on to the next and last camper here's our hippie chick Clear!"

Clear:"Hello everyone I hope we all can be best friends."

Chris:"Alright Clear please join the campers."

DJ:"Hi I-I'm DJ." he said all red and nervously.

Clear:"Hello I'm what a cute little bunny."

Chris:"Alright campers time to take a cast picture."

Duncan:"Oh no!last time we took a cast picture we all landed in water!"

Chris:"This time you won't now lets 1,2,3 everyone say Wawanaka!"

Everyone:"Wawanaka!"bridge then breaks.

Courtney:"You said you fix the bridge!!"

Chris:"Ya...I lied!"

commercial break

Chris:"Ok for some of you who are new here let me tell you all about the week one of you campers will be voted team will contain 11 campers so lets start.
Gwen,Trent,Duncan,Courtney,Spike,Jenny,Meg,Ray-Ray,Geoff,Lindsey,and guys will be know as the raging bears!"

Spike:"Cool dude!"

Courtney:"Excuse me Chris but I refuse to be on the same team with this delinquent!"

Duncan:"Well excuse me Princess!"

Jenny:"Are they always like this?"she whispered to Geoff.

Geoff:"Oh you should have seen them last season."

Chris:"As for the rest of ,Ezekiel,Leshawna,Owen,Clear,Miki,Dan,Paul,Heather,DJ,and guys are the merciless hawks."

Paul:"Yeeeeeee-hah were now like one big family of hawks!"

Leshawna:"Assuming we want said while glaring at Heather."

Dan:"This can not be happening."he said in sarcastic tone.

Chris:"Also new comers you all will be aloud to tell the how you feel in the confession camel
so you all better hurry because in 10 min to unpack in your cabins and the we will be having breakfast. OH! One more thing new comers before I forget bears get the west side and hawks get the east! Now get going!"

Confession Cam:

Gwen:"Well once again this sucks."

Jenny:"This place isn't half bad I guess I mean at least some of these people seem to be sane."

Bear eating chips.

Paul:"Wo!! this place sure is great it's just like Texas back home!!"

Confession Cam ends:

Jenny:"So..this is were we sleep?"

Gwen:"Yep that's the idea."

Courtney:"I still can't believe that I have to come back I mean for god sake I'm a-"

Gwen:"Ugh we know your a freakin CIT shut up already!"

Jenny:"Oh boy."

Lindsey:"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

Spike:"Whoa bra my ears just popped."

Linsey:"What is that?! kill it!" She screamed while looking a the cockroach.

DJ:"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!" The big animal loving giant yelled and the jumped on a bonkbed

Miki:"Ay-yi that was my bed!"

Clear:"Don't worry guys I got it! here little buggy buggy come here then comes over then all of sudden Duncan comes out and chopped the bug in half with an ax like last season."

Clear:"(gasp)NO!! he did nothing wrong WHY!! YOU! You fiend!! how could you murder one of gods creatures!"she yelled at him while pointing at him.

Duncan:"What it's just a stupid bug."

Clear:"(GASP)!"

Duncan:"What?...What?!"

Chris on speaker:"Alrightycampers it's time for breakfast made by yours truly Grand Master Chef!!"

Old Campers:"OH NO!!"

Miki:"What's the big deal?"

Moments later...

Miki:"Oh now I see."

Chef:"Now listen to me you new little trouble makers! my name is Chef! I make this three times a day and you'll eat it three times a day!Grab a plate!Take your table!and sit your butt's down NOW!!"

Spike:"Sheesh loud enough for ya?he whispered to Trent."

Chef:"EXCUSE ME!! what did you just say skater boy?!"

Spike:"Uh..uh n-n-nothing said nervously after gulping."

Chef:"That's right and you'll continue to say nothing understand?!"

Spike:"Sir yes sir!"

Chef:"You like my delicious crap don't you?!"

Spike:"Sir yes sir!"

Chef:"Good now sit down eat your crap and shut up!"

Spike:"Sir yes sir!"

Chef:"NEXT!"

Meg:"Thank you very much mister Chef I look forward to eat this."

Chef:"Um thank...you?he said in confusion."

Confession Cam:

Chef:"Finally some respect for once.I(sniffle)I-I need to be alone right now."

Confession Cam ends:

Jenny:"Yo is this all we can have cause my food's covered in hair and snot!"

Ray-Ray:"Mind is fried dog."

Dan:"Minds break dancing."

Gwen:"You guys are just gonna have to deal with for 8 weeks trust us."

Miki:"Ay-yi I think I'm gonna be sick."

Chris:"Ok so how are we doing campers?"

Duncan:"Bite me!"

Chris:"Sheesh take a chill pill."

Heather:"Well I've been here for an hour now and I still hate this place!"

Leshawna:"Oh shut it queen bee."

Heather:"Make me rapper wanna be!"

Harold:"Take that back!"

Heather:"Make me werido!"

Leshawna:"Oh oh oh no you did not just make fun of my man!"

Dan:"If there's one thing I love enjoying it's music to my ears."he said after breathing in and out while Leshawna and Heather were sending words back and forth.

Leshawna:"snob!"

Heather:"pig!"

Leshawna:"Oh! it's on now you little!"

Clear:"Please lets not fight let's be friends!"

Gwen:"To hell with that!"she yelled then punched Heather witch then cause Heather plate to hit Owen on the head really hard causing him to drop his food.

Owen:"(gasp)!! My breakfest! Great Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious that is it! GAME ON!!"he yelled and then body slamed Dan

Dan:"Bring it on fatty!!"

Everyone is then fighting. Ezekiel kicks Tyler in the nuts,Paul gives Trent a wet-willy,

Trent:"Ah my ear!"

Paul:"I owe it all to my big brother in Iraq!heeeeeeee-hah!!"

Jenny:"Say uncle! Say uncle!"she said giving Harold a nuggy.

Harold:"Uncle! Uncle! GOSH!!"he said in pain

Meanwhile Duncan has Geoff in a head-lock,Courtney was strangling Meg while Meg was strangling Courtney,Lindsey DJ and Clear were running around panicing while waving their arms,Bridgette hits Ray-Ray with her chair,Heather is now in a cat fight with both Gwen and Leshawna,and Miki is beating the crap out of Spike thanks to her be a black blet in kung-fu.

Chef:"ENOUGH!!" he yelled so loud that it ecoed all around the that all the campers stop and went back to their seats and ate.

Chris:"Alright because I have a heart I'm gonna let u all get to know each other for today and tomorrow well start our first challenge."

Harold:"You of all people have a heart?!"

Chris:"I'm gonna let that one pass this time so see you next moring."

Chris:"And there you all have it folks you've seen our old campers and our new campers who will be the first to walk the dock of shame and catch the boat of losers find out next time on Total Drama Action!"