I couldn't sleep last night and this came into my mind. I was thinking of typing it right away but it's already late at night. LOL. I disclaim and please review. Thanks!
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Lilian Garcia walked slowly towards her door when the door bell rang. She wondered who it was. The door bell rang again. "I can't walk fast! You have to be patient!" she shouted at the person behind the door. She peeped through the hole and saw John Cena, almost dropping the grocery bags he's carrying. She sighed and opened the door. "What are you doing here?"
John came in. "Hi to you too. I'm here to visit my best friend who's currently not on the road with the Raw Team. I miss her, you know. Have you seen her?"
Lilian rolled her eyes and helped him with the grocery bags.
"No!" John stopped her. "I can handle this, you're injured, remember."
"Why are you here?" Lilian asked as she followed him to the kitchen.
"I missed you!" John exclaimed. "I can't stand Raw without my best friend. Aren't you going to give me a big hug? I came all the way to New York and bought you groceries."
Lilian laughed. "I didn't ask you to buy groceries." John's arms were still wide open, waiting for her hug so she hugged him. "I missed you to, John."
"Oh, yeah, by the way," John pointed at the grocery bags. "Uhm… I have a surprise for you."
Lilian rolled her eyes. "What is it?"
"You're going to cook Gambas a la Plancha for me!" John exclaimed.
"For you?" Lilian asked.
"See, I called Trish because I know she also knows how to cook that one and I asked her what the ingredients are and here they are!" John pointed at the grocery bags.
Lilian thought for a moment. "So you came all they way to New York so I can cook you some Gambas a la Plancha?"
"And to see you," John added with a smile.
Lilian sighed but cooked anyway. John was helping her but he wasn't really much help. After cooking, they sat at the kitchen stool and ate together. John told her the latest story backstage and they mostly laughed about stuff.
"So how's your heart?" Lilian asked John.
John's expression became serious. He looked down, "The doctor said I only got 5 months to live."
Lilian almost dropped her fork. "What?!" she asked worriedly.
John smirked. "I was joking!"
Lilian slapped his arm. "That was NOT a funny joke! That was about your life. You just don't joke about anyone's life!"
John continued smirking. "You're concerned about me, aren't you?"
"Yes! No! I mean…" Lilian gathered her thoughts. "Of course I care for you. I'm your best friend, remember?"
John kissed her cheek. "Awww. I love you, Lily."
Lilian looked disgusted with John's actions and wiped her cheek. "That was disgusting."
"When I kissed you in your forehead, you told me I reminded you of your father," John said. "When I kissed your hand, you were like," he mimicked Lilian's voice, "I'm not Queen Elizabeth!" he stopped mimicking. "And in the cheek, it's disgusting. Wait till I kiss your lips."
"Don't you dare do that," Lilian shot John a glare.
They remained silent for a while and continued eating. Just then, John almost spit the food he was chewing because he started laughing.
"What?" Lilian asked curiously.
"Talk about disgusting," John said. "You kissed Viscera. Not just once! And now I kissed you in your cheek and then that's disgusting."
Lilian slapped his arm. "That was for the storyline, idiot."
John frowned. "I'm not an idiot, I'm the WWE Champion, and maybe you are the idiot."
"I'm not an idiot, I graduated cum laude at University of South Carolina," Lilian said cockily.
"Oh, so now you want to talk about achievements?" John challenged her. "I'm the WWE Champion."
"You won that in a scripted match," Lilian said calmly. "That's not counted."
"Yeah right," John said. "Who cares if it's scripted, I'm still the Champ."
"Whatever, John," Lilian said, cutting off their conversation.
They continued eating. When they were finished, John helped Lilian wash the dishes. She passed the ones washed with soap to him so that he could rinse it.
"You still haven't asked my question," Lilian said. "How's your heart?"
"Huh?" John didn't get the question.
"How is it going with Torrie?" Lilian asked excitedly. "Have you asked her out yet?"
John sighed. "I did, two times but she turned be down on both occasions."
"You are never going to get a Diva," Lilian said. "Remember when we first had a heart-to-heart conversation?"
"Don't remind it, please," John pleaded.
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"No," Lilian said to the man in front of him.
"What do you mean 'no'?" John asked.
"I won't go out with you," Lilian cleared herself and walked away from him.
"I'm never going to get a Diva go out with me," John said.
Lilian stopped in her tracks. "Excuse me?"
"Never mind," John said. "This wasn't a good idea anyway."
"Wait," Lilian said and John turned around. "You know I can listen to someone's problems."
That was when John talked to Lilian about his recent break-up with Liz. They became good friends and eventually, best friends. Lita and Trish, Lilian's best friends, we're surprised that the two actually became good friends. Now that they're both retired, John's her only friend left.
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"Maybe you can help me," John said.
"How?" Lilian wondered. She knew by looking at John's blue eyes that it wasn't going to be good for her part.
"We two can, you know, pretend we're dating and make Torrie jealous," John said.
"Why would Torrie be jealous if she doesn't even like you?" Lilian asked, making John's idea pointless.
"Maybe she'll regret that she turned me down?" John said, not really sure of his idea.
"And who would believe that we're dating?" Lilian asked. "We're best friends."
"Friends can turn into lovers," John said. "You'll never know. Maybe one day I will wake up and realize that I love you."
"Then maybe you aren't really awake," Lilian said with a disgusted look. "If you really like Torrie, tell her and ask her to give you a chance. Prove yourself."
"That's hard," John said.
"When I come back to Raw, I want to see you doing it," Lilian said.
"Does trying to do it counts?" John joked.
"Nah," Lilian said.
After washing the dishes, John decided to go back to his hotel. "You know I can save a lot of money of you let me stay here for a night."
Lilian shook her head. "Not gonna happen."
John made his way through the door. "Good night, Lily!"
"Good night to you too!" Lilian answered back, closing the door.
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Please tell me what you think because I have no idea where this is going.
