"Barkin's Big Date"
(Note: I prefer writing and reading TV-related stories in "Script" format. I am using a modified format which I think is easier to read. I know 99% of the fanfiction stories are in narrative form, so if this format bothers people I will try to change this story. Hopefully, readers will tolerate this type of format. Thanks so much!)
ACT ONE
(Setting is the Detention Hall – Mr. Barkin is supervising)
Mr. Barkin: All right, people. I'm granting you Detention Hall detainees a reprieve. I have personal plans tonight and I need to leave early.
Ron: You go Mr. B! Mr. B's gotta hot date!
Rufus: (whistles) Hubba Hubba.
Other Students: (chanting) Hot date! Hot date!
Mr. Barkin: Quiet, you bunch of miscreants. Contrary to the popular opinion you students seem to have, the world does not revolve around you... and life does not begin and end the moment you arrive and leave Middleton High. Use your newfound free time wisely, people. I don't want to see any of you back in detention hall – especially you, Stoppable.
(Students leave. Mr. Lucas, the chemistry teacher, stops in to meet with Barkin.)
Mr. Lucas: Mr. Barkin? If I could have just a moment of your time I wanted to check on my requisition for more Bunsen burners...
(Cut to Kim at the end of cheerleading practice. Kim is rushing out of the gym doors...)
Kim: Hate to bail on the squad but I really hafta bounce outta here. Killer Chem test tomorrow.
(Kim walks hurriedly down the hall)
(Cut to inside the Detention Hall room)
Barkin: ...so that's where things stand with your Bunsen burners. Now, if you don't mind Mr. Lucas, I have plans and have to leave now.
Lucas: (very interested) Oh? Hot date, eh?
(Cut to Kim walking past the detention hall room where she overhears Barkin and Lucas talking. Kim stops.)
Barkin: (sighs) Oh, for cryin' out loud, Lucas. You're worse than those twisted little miscreants I just had in here. If you must know, yes, I have a date – big deal.
Lucas: Who is it? What does she do?
Barkin: Her name is Sheila Gomez. I didn't really ask her too much – you know how it is, got to save something for dinner conversation, right? (chuckles) Anyway, I think she might be a nurse or something...she says she works for some Doctor named – what was that name? ...Bracken?...Hackman? ...Drakken?
(Outside the door)
Kim: Dr. Drakken?? Sheila Gomez? (gasp) Barkin's dating Shego!
End of Act One
(Note: I prefer writing and reading TV-related stories in "Script" format. I am using a modified format which I think is easier to read. I know 99% of the fanfiction stories are in narrative form, so if this format bothers people I will try to change this story. Hopefully, readers will tolerate this type of format. Thanks so much!)
ACT ONE
(Setting is the Detention Hall – Mr. Barkin is supervising)
Mr. Barkin: All right, people. I'm granting you Detention Hall detainees a reprieve. I have personal plans tonight and I need to leave early.
Ron: You go Mr. B! Mr. B's gotta hot date!
Rufus: (whistles) Hubba Hubba.
Other Students: (chanting) Hot date! Hot date!
Mr. Barkin: Quiet, you bunch of miscreants. Contrary to the popular opinion you students seem to have, the world does not revolve around you... and life does not begin and end the moment you arrive and leave Middleton High. Use your newfound free time wisely, people. I don't want to see any of you back in detention hall – especially you, Stoppable.
(Students leave. Mr. Lucas, the chemistry teacher, stops in to meet with Barkin.)
Mr. Lucas: Mr. Barkin? If I could have just a moment of your time I wanted to check on my requisition for more Bunsen burners...
(Cut to Kim at the end of cheerleading practice. Kim is rushing out of the gym doors...)
Kim: Hate to bail on the squad but I really hafta bounce outta here. Killer Chem test tomorrow.
(Kim walks hurriedly down the hall)
(Cut to inside the Detention Hall room)
Barkin: ...so that's where things stand with your Bunsen burners. Now, if you don't mind Mr. Lucas, I have plans and have to leave now.
Lucas: (very interested) Oh? Hot date, eh?
(Cut to Kim walking past the detention hall room where she overhears Barkin and Lucas talking. Kim stops.)
Barkin: (sighs) Oh, for cryin' out loud, Lucas. You're worse than those twisted little miscreants I just had in here. If you must know, yes, I have a date – big deal.
Lucas: Who is it? What does she do?
Barkin: Her name is Sheila Gomez. I didn't really ask her too much – you know how it is, got to save something for dinner conversation, right? (chuckles) Anyway, I think she might be a nurse or something...she says she works for some Doctor named – what was that name? ...Bracken?...Hackman? ...Drakken?
(Outside the door)
Kim: Dr. Drakken?? Sheila Gomez? (gasp) Barkin's dating Shego!
End of Act One