So, for anyone who actually reads profiles, I mentioned Anime Author Central on mine. Awesome forum and I highly recommend joining.

On the forum, under Challenges, there's a 'kiss' challenge. It only requires that you do five of the twenty-three types of kisses there, but I'm gonna try and do all of them! Using…*drumroll*…RoyxRiza!

Enjoy twenty-three different one-shots with this awesome couple! Reviews are appreciated, and Fullmetal Alchemist is not mine.

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First Kiss

It was a normal day in the office; paperwork, paperwork, and more paperwork. Of course, the Colonel had piled most of his paperwork onto his subordinates. Yep, a normal day.

Hawkeye, Mustang, and Furey were the only ones left. The others had slacked off, leaving an hour early, as they usually did.

"Done!" Furey sighed in relief. His stack of papers was gone from his desk.

"Good work Furey," Mustang said, trying to keep the jealousy out of his voice. Hawkeye stopped herself from snickering. "Dismissed."

Furey saluted sharply, gathered his things, and left. Now the only ones left were the Colonel and his Lieutenant, each with about a foot of papers in front of them. Sighing, they got back to work.

She finished before he did. Lying down her pencil, she flexed her cramped hand. The Colonel still had at least half a foot of work left.

'Well, I have to drive him home anyway,' she thought, and reached over to take half of the papers. Glancing up from his current paper, he smiled at her gratefully, and she smiled back.

"Finished!" They both exclaimed at the same time. They looked at each other, and broke out laughing. The tension of the day slipped away on their laughs, leaving them both tired. Calming down, they leaned back in their chairs.

They both knew this was a rare moment; during work hours, laughing would be frowned upon. As if to push the boundaries of propriety even more, Roy got up and pulled out Riza's chair for her. He then picked up her coat from the back of the chair and held it while she slipped into it. A Colonel doing such things for his Lieutenant would have been frowned upon even more than laughing during work hours.

But thankfully, these weren't work hours. They sensed this fact at the same time.

Slowly, she turned around. God was he beautiful. Short, black hair, deep, brown eyes that seemed to look directly into her soul. It was as if she were in a dream. Slowly, his hands came to rest on her shoulders. Then they were on her neck, and finally came to rest on her face.

Suddenly the dream broke, and she gasped. "Sir-" But he cut her off-with his mouth.

Her mind shut down. Her brain couldn't think. But apparently her mouth could. She kissed him back, all the pent up feelings she'd kept bottled up in her heart finally bursting free.

It wasn't her first kiss, and she knew it certainly wasn't his. But this kiss wiped out all of those other kisses from her mind. In her book, this was her first kiss. And without asking, she knew it was the same for him.

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R&R please! I love to know what you guys think!