My friends and I were voting on this ballet thing to nominate who has the prettiest eyes,funniest,etc. So I thought,'Hey what about if we do this for the naruto people.',so with some help form my friends,I typed this out. Though this is only the first chapter since I can't fit all the rewards in one chapter.
The Naruto Awards.
Lights!
Camera!
Action!
The lights are on and the audience booms with applause,two nicely dressed girls (About 13 or so) arrive on stage and go to the stand. One has long black hair (Looking forcefully straightened but still pretty) tied in a loose pony tail with a bunch of clips(That are heavier then a car by the way) and wearing a pretty pink knee length dress and a golden crown on her head and looking spazz-tastic(Or crazy,take your choice). The other one has short blonde hair put into pigtails and wearing a pretty blue dress with a white butterfly on the side(Which goes all the way to the middle of her lower leg).
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Spazzy girl: Hi there. Welcome to the Naruto Awards. We'll be your hostesses for the night. I'm Hikari.
Pigtail girl: And I'm Chiyuki!
Audience: Hi Hikari! Hi Chiyuki! (claps loudly with excitement to welcome both girls)
Hikari: Well,how's about we get this reward show started huh?
Audience: YEAH! (More applause)
Chiyuki: Well for starters,the first award is for the most coolest hairstyle!
Audience: (Yelling out random names of Naruto characters)
Hikari: (Awkward smile) The nominees are...Sasuke Uchiha...Gaara...Rock Lee...Temari...Ten-Ten...Shikamaru...Kakashi Hatake...
Audience: (Randomly cheers for who they want to win)
Chiyuki: (Clears throat and carries a golden envolope) And the winner is..(opens envolope) Ten-Ten!
Audience: (Applause)
Hikari: Com'n up here Ten-Ten!
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The brunnette shinobi comes up on stage and thanks the audience. Rock Lee,though sad he didn't win,still cheers on for TenTen;but Neji is banging on Hikari to tell him why wasn't he nominated. "I'd like to thank the panda! My hairstyle was inspired by it's ears...I love you all!"she said blowing a kiss to the audience and skipping down the stage with Neji on her tail wanting to steal her trophy but Rock Lee stops him.
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Hikari: Our next award is for the most likely to give a girl a good time! (Smirk)
Girls: Ooooooooooooooooo(Naughty voice)
Hikari: (Blush)Not like that! (stiffens up)anywyas..The nominees are...Gaara...Neji Hyuuga...Rock Lee...And (eyes widen)Sasuke Uchiha!? (looks behind angrily) EMI!!!!(yelling)
Chiyuki: (sweatdrops) Anyways(shakes head)The winner is Sasuke!
Hikari: (yelling...in agony)Nooooo!
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The young Uchiha approaches the stage and grabs the award,but Hikari grabs it away from him,"No! The results are wrong! The stupid fangirls cheated! You don't win Sasuke!"she yells at the poor Uchiha but he keeps a straight face. "Why don't I prove to you I can give a girl a good time(He meant the other meaning Hikari didn't want people to think)...I am into both girls and guys you know..."he shifts his eyes and the audiece goes,"Ooooooo...Sasuke!" in that dramatic way. "Pervert..."Hikari yells back at him and tries to punch him but he gets out of the way and appears behind her holding her ponytail,"Man your not good are you?"he says mockingly. By this time Chiyuki is calling security;Sasuke swiftly pulls the hairtie keeping the ponytail intact and lets Hikari's hair down. Security comes in and drags Sasuke away,"Thank you Kakashi!"Chiyuki chirps as the silver haired shinobi drags his apprentice off stage wth a screaming Hikari.
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Chiyuki: Sorry about that folks...(sweatdrops)Hikari and Sasuke don't usually get along that well.
Hikari: (nods)
Kakashi: (shifts eyes accordingly)Sure they don't...
Hikari: Shut it Kakashi! (Attempts to hit Kakashi but misses)
Chiyuki: ( )Nuuu! Don't hurt my Kakashi-teme!(clings to Kakashi)Oh and the next award is for the coolest accessory!
Hikari: The nominees are...Temari and her big fan...Kiba and his cool dog Akamaru...Gaara and that big thing on his back which I forget what its called...Kankuro and his coolio puppet...Pervy Sage and his froggies.
Chiyuki: So who's the winner Kakashi?
Kakashi: Why wasn't I nominated? I have a freaking dog pack and those frekaing books that have-(gets shot by those things people give to the crazy people to shut up)
Chiyuki: Nuuu! Kakashi! (sees butterfly)Butterfly!(chases after it)
Hikari: Anyways...The winner is...Oh(giggling)...Haku and that mask thing he wears!
Other nominees: We lost to a guy that looks like a girl with a freaking mask?
Hikari: I guess so...(sweat drops)...Sorry...
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Haku appears onstage taking the award from Hikari and bows to her,"Thank you for the award,to repay you...I will be your servant."he says. "Oh no..Uh..You don't have to do that..."Hikari says blushing. "I didn't know you were a Haku fangirl!"Chiyuki says glomping Hikari. "Am not!"the two girls go on until the other nominees make a big mob and go after the two hostesses. Haku is able to temporarily put them in ice but lets them go due to the fact that the show does not want to get sued by killing off the ninjas.
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Chiyuki: The next award is for the coolest pets award!
Haku: Hmm...(combs Hikari's hair)
Hikari: Ya know Haku..Zabuza is still your master...(sweatdrops)
Haku: Oh,he sold me to the network of the tv show(smiles and finishes combing Hikari's hair)
Chiyuki: I knew Zabuza was mean!(looks around)I mean awww...(dramatically)
Hikari: And what did they tell you?
Haku: They said to work for the girl who likes pink..(hinting it's Hikari)
Hikari: (thinks)I knew they'd get revenge after I painted the office pink(outloud) Okay so the nominees are!
Haku: Shino and his bugs...Kakashi and his dogs...Kiba and his dog Akamaru...Naruto and his kitsune demon inside of him...and Gaara and that sand demon inside of him.
Chiyuki: And the winner is...Shino and the bugs!
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Shino arrives on stage floating on a cloud of bugs grabs the award from Hikari but some of his bugs go on her making her scream(by the way she is scared to death of bugs). "GET THEM OFF ME SHINO!!!!!!!!"the hostess cries running off stage with Haku trying to help her and Shino wanting to get the bugs off but the rest off them start to crawl through the showroom and attacking the audience.
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Chiyuki: We'll be back..(flicks bugs off but more come)..After these commercial...(sees the bugs and screams loudly and follows the huge crowd of terrified people outside)AHHHHHHH!
Shino: No! My bugs! Don't kill them! (a bug is on the camera so Shino tries to get it but it flies away and makes Shino crash into the camera and falling onto the ground)I'm okay!
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Was it that bad?
I used script form and paragraph form for this story.
By the way,Hikari is me and Chiyuki is one of my friends that helped with the voting for the awards. My other friend(s) will be in other chapters since I cna't do this on my own.
Yes,I realise the characters are OOC,especialy Haku,Kakashi and Sasuke but oh well,they're cooler that way.
I'll post the other awards when I get the chance.
(Next time)
-Most likely to give a girl a bad time
-Coolest girl character
-Coolest guy character
-Performances by the hostesses and Naruto characters
Feel free to vote for the topics if you want I guess.