GoodLuckMotherFuckers: Wow! I'm really honored that everyone loved "Unacceptable." I hope you enjoy the sequel, I do not own Bleach
"Kurosaki-kun?" Orihime opened her apartment door only to found her heart-stricken classmate, Ichigo. "Come on in!" Orihime rushed out to pull in her classmate and lead him to her couch, ready to comfort her strawberry friend anyway she could.
"Are you all right?" Orihime asked softly, sitting down next to Ichigo while watching him intently, feeling herself blush for sitting so close to her crush. Ichigo let out a long sigh as he brought his fingers to his forehead.
"Rukia rejected me," Ichigo seethed, gritting his teeth.
"What!" Orihime gasped in shock, "Oh no!" Orihime raced across the room to her laptop.
"Orihime?" Ichigo asked, watching his auburn friend type away, clearly shocked by Orihime's reaction to his statement.
"Oh, Ichigo, this is just awful!" Orihime moaned, clicking away on her keyboard, leaving a confused Ichigo on the couch. "Rukia rejecting you only strengthens the IchiHime movement!" Orihime choked out, causing Ichigo to sink down in the couch.
"Don't tell me, Orihime," Ichigo said, slumping his head against his hands. "You're an…"
"IchiRuki supporter?" Orihime asked, pausing in her typing to take a quick glance at Ichigo. "Of course! How can I not be? There is so much evidence to back it up, too! Your confession just proves it: you guys are meant to be together!" Orihime declared, going back to her typing.
"Yeah, that's why she rejected me—someone kill me now," Ichigo thought saracastilly, not sure if it could get any worse.
"Oh no!" Orihime shouted the second time that evening, raising Ichigo from a state of depression as he sat up from the couch.
"What's wrong Orihime?" Ichigo asked, rushing over to his healer friend.
"Rukia just posted a bunch of reasons why IchiHime posts belong together; explaining that rejecting you only means we'll end up together! That is more proof for the IchiHime side! I must counter this argument right away! It's so clear you'll end up with Rukia! Team IchiRuki!" Orihime declared, raising her fist in the air before quickly typing her replies.
Ichigo felt the air sucked out of him as he slumped on the ground. "I was wrong—it got a lot worse."
GoodLuckMotherFuckers: And of course, there will be a sequel to this! If you are wondering what I will be writting next, or updating, check out my profile there is an "Author to do List"