Here's how this is going to work. I have ideas for SNL skits that I can't use in any of my other stories, I post them here. I hope you like them. By the way, the host of the episode this sketch is in is Idina Menzel, the voice of Elas in Frozen.

Vanessa Bayer:Pretty.

Cecily Strong:Beauty.

Vanessa Bayer:Attractiveness.

Vanessa Bayer and Cecily Strong: Hot. With the hair gel you trust, Sebastian Liquid Steel.

Vanessa Bayer:Hi. I'm Brittany.

Cecily Strong:And I'm pregnant.

Vanessa Bayer:And we aren't porn stars anymore. We quit after we were bitten in our last shoot. By both Mosquitos and Smokey The Bear. Ouch.

Cecily Strong:We aren't porn stars anymore. But that don't mean that we don't have hair anymore. Unlike Stephanie.

Vanessa Bayer:She lost her hair after it was all cut off by creepers after she died of being a drama queen.

Cecily Strong:Caught a fatal STD when filming What Happens Backstage. Anyways, when we have to make our hair look good, we decide to use...

Vanessa Bayer and Cecily Strong: Sebastian Liquid Steel.

(Idina Menzel comes out on a platform.)

Idina Menzel:Did somebody say "Brr"?

Vanessa Bayer and Cecily Strong: No, no not yet, no.

Idina Menzel:Ah. Whoosh.

(Idina Menzel is whisked away on her platform.)

Vanessa Bayer and Cecily Strong: Sebastian Liquid Steel.

Vanessa Bayer:It's great because it can make you feel like your hairdresser is a woman who just got out of a pat down from Lindsay Lohan.

Cecily Strong:I use this product because it's great for covering my head that's been filled with Karmageddon.

Vanessa Bayer:I use this product so my hair is smooth when I, wait, what is it girls always do to their hair?

Cecily Strong:Pull on it.

Vanessa Bayer:No, no. Comb it.

Cecily Strong:Oh yeah. It's great for occasions such as Titanic.

Vanessa Bayer:Poseidon Adventure.

Cecily Strong:Taking a walk down alleys.

Vanessa Bayer:On a cooking show.

Cecily Strong:The carnival's come to town.

Vanessa Bayer:And makin out with Superman while people watch.

Cecily Strong:I guarantee it.

(Idina Menzel comes out on a platform.)

Idina Menzel:Did somebody say "Brr"?

Vanessa Bayer and Cecily Strong: No, no, not yet, no.

Idina Menzel:Ah. Whoosh.

(Idina Menzel is whisked away on her platform.)

Vanessa Bayer and Cecily Strong: With Sebastian Liquid Steel.

Cecily Strong:One time, I thought I was playin spin the bottle with the Blue Man Group, but it turned out to be mascots for Blue M&Ms and Smurfs. Carn sarn it.

Vanessa Bayer:One time, I thought I saw Slenderman, so I made out with him to appease him, but it turned out to be a mannequin.

Cecily Strong:One time, I thought I was rocking the casba with a spokesperson for Pepsi, but it turned out I was just having a seizure in my bed.

Vanessa Bayer:One time, I was with a guy and he asked me, "Why is your basement so tidy," and I told him that it was because I use...

Vanessa Bayer and Cecily Strong: Sebastian Liquid Steel.

(Idina Menzel is pulled in on her platform, but accidentally crashed into the left side.)

Idina Menzel:Did somebody say "Brr"?

Vanessa Bayer and Cecily Strong: Wait, where did she go? Where did she-?

(Idina Menzel's platform comes back to Vanessa Bayer and Cecily Strong.)

Vanessa Bayer and Cecily Strong: Oh, there she is, yeah.

Idina Menzel:Hi. I'm porno song writer, Iliza Men's Deli. I've written songs such as Like A Virgin, The Streets Are Lined With Bras Hyphen The Bangkok Song, and Let It Go Parenthesis I Love My Sister But Not In The Way You're Thinking Closed Parenthesis. Are you going out, looking for a new boyfriend, but you're into animals? Then settle for the Steel Sebastian. Also available in dogs and dolphins.

Vanessa Bayer:No, it's Sebastian's Liquid Steel.

Idina Menzel:Well, I don't exactly think that they can be liquid. Plus, steel would be cold and painful to make out with.

Cecily Strong:No, remember? It's a promotional plug so they'll send us more Sebastian Liquid Steel.

Idina Menzel:Oh yeah, right, the scam.

(Idina Menzel winks.)

Idina Menzel:Ouch.

Vanessa Bayer:So you too can feel like...

(Vanessa Bayer and Cecily Strong speak at the same time, but Vanessa Bayer says "A million dollars" and Cecily Strong says "A prostitute".)

Vanessa Bayer, Cecily Strong, and Idina Menzel:With Sebastian Liquid Steel.

Hope you enjoyed. By the way, if you have any suggestions for sketches, post them in a review. Thanks