chapter 1: I don't think we're in Texas anymore
Gabriel woke up "uhg what a night, I couldn't get comfortable" he got up. he went to the kitchen and looked in to cabinet "oh what is for Breakfast, oh yes cereal. man all we got is cereal" he muttered "you Drake get up bro" he shouted. drake stumbled out of bed "what are we having for breakfast" he said "our favorite. cereal" Gabriel said sarcastically. they sat down and prayed "thanks for the meal, amen" they said and began to eat "everything is so dull" drake said "I wish something would happen." "what goes around comes around, so be careful what you wish for" Gabriel stated "hey maybe Des has got something for us let's call." Des was the guy looked for jobs for the two men to do. "It's ringing" drake said "hello this is Des" the voice on the other line said "you des this is Drake, dude have you got any jobs for us" Drake asked, hopes high "no man, there ain't nothing going on, nothing you guys would be interested in sorry" Des said and hung up "nothing" Gabriel said disappointed. After breakfast Gabriel was shining his guns and Drake was reading a magazine on the latest cars. " hey you remember when we joined the boondock brother hood" Drake asked "yeah, those were the good times when scum walked every street and we had a job every day" Gabriel said nostalgically. he looked at his brother "hey I'm bored want to train in the old lab on Broadway" he asked "sure, I got nothing better to do" Drake responded, so they got dressed in their uniforms and walked out of the hotel room. It was summer in Texas and hot as Hell, but the men didn't seem to notice having lived in Texas all their lives. They were what you would call "Boondock saints", not too long ago the original Boondock saints decided to expand their operation, so 2 Boondocks would be assigned to protect their home state, and so that's how it started soon enough the boondock saints were all over the country killing kingpins and mob bosses, however thanks to this crime had gone down dramatically and now the boondock saints weren't working as much. The men arrived at the old abandon building and entered. the place was so dusty it was hard to breath. the men pulled out their guns "I'll shot first" Gabriel said. he set up some cans and walked about 100 ft away he pulled out his semi- auto desert eagle and aimed "BANG" he plucked it off like it was a walk in the park "ha beat that." "Okay bet I can hit it dead on at 200 ft" "bet you can't" Gabriel said "I'll bet ya 5 I can" Drake said "it's a bet." Gabriel said. Drake walked back 200 ft took aim and fired, it hit it dead on "you own me 5 bucks" Drake said smugly "shut up" Gabriel said. Suddenly he saw something out of the corner of his eye " hey what is that" he said "I don't know let's check it out" they walked up to a weird looking machine "wow that's weird" Drake said "hey look at me" Gabriel said he stepped in the machine "one small step for moi, one giant leap for dork kind" he said. "ha, ha, ha let me try that" drake said. He ran to the deck accidentally hitting a button. "look I'm a dork, I like to do complicated math problems and watch star trek" Drake joked around "yeah everyone knows star wars is better" Gabriel joked. Suddenly there was a weird noise "what was that" Gabriel said "I don't know but I don't like it lets get off of this kinky platform" Drake said. At just that moment electricity filled the sky and they suddenly disappeared and suddenly landed in a strange forest. "where the hell are we" Drake asked, "I don't know but I can tell you one thing we ain't in Texas anymore." Gabriel said.