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11/River Amy/Rory and Captain Jack
A/N Got the idea of a Paintball War from A story by Muslimbarbie but she did a thing between 11/River where they have a Prank War I thought it would be funny if they all had one big Paintball fight inside the Tardis! J Btw They know who River is at this point and Jack has already met The doctor in his latest incarnation from something but has not met River, Amy or Rory.
River song, High heels and a lot of paint
River, Amy Rory and the Doctor were in the console room trying to figure out what to do as the Tardis was being grumpy and sorting out some things.
"You've been over working her duh! She's just tired. You don't need to wonder why since you take yourselves to like 10 different places a day!" River pointed out to the Doctor.
"Ok Fine then we'll just have to spend the day inside!" The Doctor replied going various shades of red from being told how to run his own Tardis.
"So what do you guys want to do, I mean there's loads of different things in the Tardis!" Amy said trying to get a word in River and the Doctors little spat.
"We could have a prank war!" The Doctor said getting a bit overexcited.
"No way we know what happened last time we had a prank war Doctor" Rory said seriously.
They all just stood there for a while when suddenly something burst through the door making them all jump but River who quickly took of her high heels and through it straight at whatever it was.
It was Captain Jack looking as perfect as usual, but with a high heel in each hand where he caught it in mid air. "Jack!" The Doctor yelled and they went in for a manly hug which really failed as Amy and Rory were going into hysterics.
"Sweetie who might this be?" River said eyeing Jack up and down suspiciously.
"Oh this is Captain Jack!" The Doctor said excitedly.
"Nice to meet you" Jack said giving River and Amy a very flirty look.
"Umm Married" Amy said making herself clear.
"Me too so don't get any idea's" River said with just as much confidence.
The Doctor's face suddenly lit up with excitement and what looked like his "I've got a really brilliant idea" smile. He then ran of down some corridor while Amy and River rolled their eyes. So after around 10 minutes of gossiping and general natter they had pretty much all gotten to know Captain jack.
So then the Doctor returned with what looked like 5 Paintball guns. They all knew what he was thinking PAINTBALL WAR.
They all thought it was a good idea. "Alright here are the rules. Once you have been shot with paint you are BLEEP! Out of the game" The Doctor said getting a bit dramatic. "No shooting at the head or face or neck. I recommend chest area, and NOBODY is to enter the room half mile away on the left through the double doors as that is my PRIVATE StUDY" He said making himself very clear. "Alright so it's the person who gets all the other opponents is the winner all understand?"
Everyone nodded their heads. "Ok one two three and… GO!" Everyone ran of down different corridors.
THIS WAS WAR.