An. Hogwarts Never Ends, a parody of High School Never Ends By Bowling For Soup. This is our Regular Era, we will make a Next Gen and a Marauder Eras Fics.
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HEY!
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Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh HEY!
7 years you think for sure
That's all you ve got to endure
All the total gits, all the stuck-up chicks
So superficial, so immature
Then when, you come of age
You take a look around and you say "Hey wait!"
This is the same as where I just came from
I thought it was over
Aw that's bloody great!
{PoTtEr}
The whole wizard world is just as obsessed
With who's the best dressed and who's having ***
Who's got the money, who gets the honeys
Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess
And you still don't have the right look
And you don't have the right friends
Nothing changes but the faces, the names, and the trends
Hogwarts never ends
{PoTtEr}
Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh HEY!
Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh HEY!
{PoTtEr}
Check out the popular kids
You'll never guess what Lavender did
And how did Hnnah A. lose all that weight?
And Katie had a baby so I guess Ollie's straight
{PoTtEr}
And the only thing that matters
Is climbing up that social ladder
Still care about your hair and the broom you ride
Doesn't matter if you re 16 or 35
{PoTtEr}
Ginny Weasley, she's the prom queen
Colin Creevey, captain of the camera team
Fred and George, the clowns
Oliver Wood, star Keeper
Seen it all before I WANT MY GALLEONS BACK!
{PoTtEr}
The whole wizard world is just as obsessed
With who's the best dressed and who's having ***
Who's in the Army, who's got the Mark
Who is next on Voldemort's list
And you still don't have the right look
And you don't have the right friends
And you still listen to the same **** you did back then
Hogwarts never ends
{PoTtEr}
Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
Hogwarts never ends
{PoTtEr}
The whole wizard world is just as obsessed
With who's the best dressed and who's having ***
Who's got the money, who gets the honeys
Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess
And I still don't have the right look
And I still have the same three friends
And I'm pretty much the same as I was back then
Hogwarts never ends
{PoTtEr}
Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
Hogwarts never ends
Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
Hogwarts never ends
Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
Here we go again...
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