-----Chapter 1:Ed and Winry Making Out, Al sobbing-----

Disclaimer: I dont own FMA, of course!

I am extemly bad at spelling

The plot goes EVERYWHERE

Its WTF

and the charater is a little OOC

"Aw!" I yelled. Winry and Ed where tangled together in Winry's bed. Then sound of my yelling woke them up. Winry just stared at me, while I was leaning against the bed post. Winry screamed. Making Al rush into the room.(Al got his body back! YA! XD)

"What happ-" Al stopped staring at Winry and Ed.

"Hi! Let me introduce my self, im your new house keeper. And I was just going to clean this room. But since you guys are like...yeah. Ill do this room later. Oh, and Im Kiki." I walked out of the room with Al. Al walked into the living room while I walked into the kitchen to cook breakfast. An hour later Al walked into the kitchen.

"What smells good?" he asked me.

"Pancakes. Now Al do those two always do that?" I asked, Al looked confused to me for a moment.

"No." Al said with sadness. I had a long smirk on my face.

"You like the girl." I blurted out.

"No I dont!" Al argued, and at the same moment he had the blush of 'blurted out secret'. Now I had a larger smirk. I turned the stove off then placed a huge stack of pancakes on one huge plate. Then I placed the huge plate on the round table. At that moment Ed and Winry came down stairs and sat at the table. Winry threw out a huge yawn.

"Didnt get much sleep last night?" I said while walking out of the kitchen. Winry and Ed threw me a dirty look.

I walked up to Winry's room and started cleaning it.

"What a mess." I said while picking up papers, "A tornado must of hit." I said sarcastically. I placed all the papers in her right desk draw. Al walked in.

"Hey!" He said. I turned around and gave Al a sweet smile. Al laid on the bed, then immediately got up of the thought that Ed and Winry did. I started laughing, I couldnt help it. I walked out of the room. I stopped in the middle of the hall, I turned around. Al froze.

"Are you following me sir?" I asked in my slave voice.

"No!" Al squawked, "Im was trying to go down stairs."

"And was I in your way sir?" Al said nothing and rushed passed me. He walked down stairs to the kitchen.

"Ahh!" he yelled. I rushed down stairs and rushed into the kitchen to see that Winry and Ed where making out. I placed the palm of my hand over Al's eyes and walked him slowly away, and to the living room.

"Sorry to say, but...the girl has something going on with your brother. Ed and Winry are having a flingy." Al plopped on the couch and let out a sigh. I sat down next to him. I glanced at him and saw that Al was letting out tears.

"Sir, you should not be crying, things are much worse." I said, but he totally ignored me. Now he started sobbing, letting out quite wines. I patted his back, "Okay. Maybe to you this is bad." I got up and walked away leaving Ed and Winry making out, and Al sobbing cause of it.