Hardy Mansion
By Luna Starwind
NOTICE: I don't owe the Hardy Boyz or any other WWF or superstar. Thank you and enjoy the fan-fic.
Author's Note: This story is written as if the superstars were normal teenagers. Also I use most of their real names so if you don't know… umm well ask me I'll be glad to tell ya. ^_^ ENJOY!
Chapter 1
Angel was walking home from school one October afternoon, thinking of what her plans are for the coming weekend. It also happened to be Halloween on Saturday. She gets to her house and stops at the small black mailbox next to the front door. She opens the top and sees a small white envelope siting in the mailbox. She picks it up to see who it's addressed to, she was expecting to see that it was to her father but to her surprise the letter was addressed to her.
She turns over the envelope and slides her long purple fingernail under the flap of the envelope and opens it. Inside the envelope is a card. Angel takes the card out of the envelope and reads what it says.
"You're invited." Is all it says on the front of the card in dark red ink, the ink looks almost as if it was written in blood it was so dark. She opens the card and reads " You are invited to come to a party at the Hardy Mansion on Friday October 30th, 2003 at exactly 11:00pm. You may bring one guest with you of your choice. Bring any essentials for spending the night. The caretaker will be at the house from 10:30pm to 11:00pm. Be sure to be at the house and inside before the caretaker leaves. After that the gates to the house will be locked from the inside so you can leave but no one can come in." It's in the same color ink as on the front of the card.
Ok, Angel thought as she closes the card and unlocks the door to her house. She steps inside and closes the door behind her. She drops her backpack on the couch and heads into the kitchen. The house is dark even though the late afternoon sunlight in pouring in through the windows. She turns to turn on the kitchen light when suddenly someone grabs her around her waist. Angel whips around to see who it was to see it's only her boyfriend Andrew.
"Andrew you fucking dumb ass you could've given me a goddamn heart attack!" Angel snaps punching Andrew in the shoulder.
"Sorry but it was so funny just doing that. You're no fun cause you don't scream." Andrew says laughing.
"Too bad. You know I don't scare that easily. I should slap you for that. How the hell did you get in here any way?" Angel asks putting her hands on her hips.
"I used your spare key." Andrew says innocently.
"I don't have one. Busted, spill. Did Sandra or the Hardy's give you their keys?" Angel says stabbing her sharp fingernail into his chest.
"Sandra did." Andrew says knowing the result.
"I'm gonna kill that bitch." Angel mutters to herself.
"Why? It was her idea that I scare you." Andrew says defending her.
"Really? Why don't I believe you? Maybe cause you always say that? Or because this is the tenth time you've done this, this month! Just because Halloween is two fucking days away doesn't give you permission to scare the fucking shit out of me!" Angel snaps at Andrew.
"Damn ok I won't do that again. Damn if I'd known you'd snap like this I would've never fucking did this." Andrew says stepping away from Angel.
"Good for you." Angel says with an attitude.
"Well considering the fact that you're mad at me I guess I should leave with out giving you what I came here to give you." Andrew says as he turn to head for the door.
"I'm not mad at you I'm just annoyed at you trying to scare me, whatchya got for me?" Angel asks putting her hand on his shoulder.
" It's nothing really. I should go anyway…" Andrew says staring to walk towards the door.
"Hell no I ain't letting you leave until you give what ever it is to me. You never should've said anything cause now I won't shut up until you give it to me, so you might as well just give it to me. Besides that you know that I am mad at you cause you forgot my birthday." Angel says putting her hand on his shoulder and turning him to face her.
"I know, I didn't forget I just couldn't give it to you on your birthday cause it hadn't gotten here yet. But it's here now and well here." Andrew explains as he hands Angel a small ring box.
Angel takes the box and opens it. Inside is a Claddagh ring, Angel saw it on Buffy the Vampire Slayer a long time ago and wanted the ring ever since. Angel looks up and Andrew and can't say anything and smiles at him. When she finally finds her voice she only says " Thanks."
"Well I'd better go I've got some homework to do and well I don't want to be in your way." Andrew says as he turns to walk out the back door of the house.
"Andrew wait. Really thank you for the ring it's the best present I got this year and I'll always wear it and I'll think of you." Angel says as Andrew walks out the back door.
You could've at least looked at me when I said that. Angel thought as Andrew closed the door. She takes the ring out of the box and puts it on her ring finger. She looks at the ring on her finger. It looks like two hands holding a heart with a crown on top of the heart; the point of the heart is pointing in.
Then Angel turns to grab her white cordless phone of the jack. She presses talk and dials 555-3832.
"Hello?" the voice on the other end says.
"Hi Sandra." Angel says happily.
"Hi." Sandra says.
"Did you get a creepy invite to Hardy Mansion for Friday?"
"Uh no. But Jeff got one, I was just over there."
"Damn there goes what I thought."
"What did you think?"
" I thought that the invites were a Hardy prank."
"Oh."
"Do you know if Jeff is actually going?"
"No."
"I'm going."
"Have fun."
"You think we should call Jeff on three-way and ask him?"
"Sure."
"Who's gonna call him?"
"You can."
"No way, he's your boyfriend you call. Besides he's got caller id and he's kinda mad at me."
" Why's he mad at you?"
"Cause I kinda shoved cake in his face at my birthday party remember?"
"Dude I wasn't there, remember?"
"Opps. Well I did and now he won't talk to me only Matt will."
"Ok"
Click
Click
Ringing
"Hello?" Sandra asks.
"I'm still here." Angel says as someone picks up the other line.
"Hello?" a male voice asks.
"Hi Jeff. Hey I'm on three-way with Angel and she want to ask you something." Sandra asks quickly.
"You…. Are you going to that party at Hardy Mansion?" Angel asks.
"How did you know I was invited?" Jeff asks suspiciously.
"Dumb question. Sandra told me." Angel says smart assy.
"Yeah I probably will." Jeff says carelessly.
"Do you know if Matt got an invite?" Angel asks curiously.
"Yeah he did and so what?" Jeff says getting annoyed
"Who are you taking with you?" Angel asks.
"Who do you think I'd take with me?" Jeff says like a smart-ass.
"Oh I don't know. You're weird so I had to ask." Angel jokes.
"You said I'm weird?! You're the dumb ass who caked someone at your own party!" Jeff snaps.
"Well if you're going to be and ass-hole Jeff then I'm getting off the phone. See ya." Angel snaps.
Click.
"Hi." Sandra says meekly.
"Hi" Jeff says.
"So who're you taking?"
"Who do you think?"
"Matt?"
"I'm talking to um."
"Oh I'm dumb."
"Yup you are."
"Fine then you can't sit next to me at Smackdown tonight. Pptbt"
"Fine then. Pptbt back to you."
"Don't go taking my words."
"Who's gonna sit by you if I can't then?"
"Your brother."
"I'd kill him."
"Why?"
"Cause you know Matt he'll flirt with any girl, taken or not."
"So?"
"So, he even flirts with Angel and he's gotten his ass kicked a few times for it."
"Your point is?"
"That I don't want my dumb ass brother flirting with my girl."
"Gee a hint of jealousy there maybe?"
" No it's just I don't trust him around you."
"Oh so you're saying that you don't trust me now? We'll see about that."
Click